Yes - this is a gratuitous, picking on the low hanging, wingnut fruit post, but The Gadfly isn't self regulating his postings today - so just deal with it.
Texas Railroad Commissioner Barry Smitherman, who is running to be the next state Attorney General, is preparing his state to secede from the United States and become an “independent nation.”
In an interview with WND, a right-wing birther hub, Smitherman argued that Texas not only has the capability to survive without the rest of the country, but is actively taking steps to prepare for that day. “Generally speaking, we have made great progress in becoming an independent nation,” he declared. “I think we want to continue down that path so that if the rest of the country falls apart, Texas can operate as a stand-alone entity.”http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/09/06/2581681/texas-republican-secession/
Is there a website somewhere that is taking donations to help expedite the exit of these shit kicking bozos? If so, someone let The Gadfly know as he has no problem with granting these whining losers their "freedom" from American tyranny. Hell -- The Gadfly would let them go simply for the supremely arrogant claim that their professional football team, the Dallas Cowboys, is "America's Team."
So let 'em go. And as soon as the ink is dry on the secession paperwork, let's get to building that 50 ft. high, drone patrolled border wall around their entire state. Let' also be sure to demand up front monetary compensation for all of the federal lands and facilities that remain inside their borders and the withdrawal of all federal military personnel and equipment. In addition, let's ensure that there will be no trade treaties between them and the remaining 49 United States of America so that they will be forced to import all of their food and goods from overseas. Also - there will be no defense treaties entered into with them - if they are attacked by another country, they are on their own - which is just the way they wanted it to be.
Lastly, once they have ultimately ratfuck governed their new sovereign nation into a third world, banana republican pit of hopelessness and despair, and come begging to allow them back in to the union, no such request will be granted until they gather up every single GOP/Teabagger leader in their state, line them up against a wall and pelt them with pure, 100% Texas cattle turds in an epic event to be Televised nationally in an extravagant show hosted by Rachel Maddow and Al Sharpton with musical guests The Dixie Chicks.
Sigh . . . obviously The Gadfly is being facetious in the previous paragraph, but he truly is getting sick and tired of these gutless, pompous buffoons constantly threatening publicly to secede from the country. Stop talking about it -- just do it already -- because we all know (and The Gadfly guesses they do as well) just how fabulous the outcome was the last time these vainglorious jagoffs tried to secede from the union.
Idiots.
----TFG
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