Drumpf fucked around where he shouldn't have been fucking around and now we tax paying Americans get to find out by bearing the economic burden of DonOld's fucking around where he had no business fucking around.
And when I use the term "tax paying Americans" it doesn't include guys like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel, and other billionaires who are siphoning wealth from the underclasses like Daniel Plainview slurping Eli Sunday's oil wealth through a straw like it were a milkshake, while simultaneously deploying battalions of billionaire-bought lawyers to help them attain practically tax free status.
No, the burden of finding out about Drumpf's fucking around will be borne by the same taxpaying Americans who are being battered right now by the failures of Drumpf's inflationary governing decisions.
Link: Trump, Iran agree to MOU opening Strait of Hormuz: What is in the 60-day deal?
"President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance both signed a memorandum of understanding with Iran, which would cease fighting on all fronts for 60 days and is expected to reopen the Strait of Hormuz to all traffic, a senior administration official said Monday.
The official said the signatures were done digitally and that a formal signing will happen in Geneva, Switzerland on Friday.
While the official said the details of the agreement will be released within the next 24 to 48 hours, Trump on Monday said the text of the memorandum of understanding would be released "pretty soon," but sometime after Friday."
Hey folks. For anyone that is interested in simple reality.
Re: Drumpf's bold announcement of an Iran "deal."
(clears throat)...
There is no "deal."
It is an MOU.
That's right. For those of you old enough to remember:
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Uh-huh-hum... (clears throat again).
Anyway - Drumpf's "deal" is in actuality a 'Memorandum Of Understanding' - an understanding for the terms of a future, actual "deal."
Undoubtedly, in the understanding agreed to by DonOld and the Iranians, it likely means that the United States military will be forced to turn tail and go home, Iran keeps their uranium, Iran keeps control of the Strait of Hormuz, and DonOld's administration is going to be sending American ships to Iran loaded with shrink-wrapped pallets stacked full of hundreds of billions of US taxpayer dollars. Those pallets full of US taxpayer money will be used to rebuild the obliterated infrastructure of Iranian cities that DonOld spent $100 billion of those same US taxpayer dollars to blow up with American bombs and missiles.
That $100 billion and climbing price tag accompanying those pallets of cash will be a cost passed on to every non-billionaire taxpaying American in this country, and it will be the price Americans will be forced to pay for dipshit DonOld rejecting the advice of his more respected military and intel leaders about getting the US involved with Bibi Netanyahu's 'Big Iran Armageddon Adventure.'
It is all the more galling because this is the same administration that canceled funding for pediatric cancer research, is trying to throw people off of the social security and Medicare rolls, and actually wants to eliminate social security, medicare, and medicaid because gosh darn it there's just no money in the MAGA budget.
But somehow in addition to the $100 or so billion pissed away so far on Bibi's 'Big Iran Armageddon Adventure,' they also found a $1 billion for a gild-trimmed ballroom/bunker that nobody was asking for.
There was the $20 billion they found to bail out Argentina's economy to save the political ass of Argentina's right-wing president who's a Drumpf pal. Nobody was clamoring for that "critical" expenditure either.
Then they found another $20 million to repaint the floor of the D.C. reflecting pool swimming pool blue, another project that absolutely nobody was asking for.
And of course I would be remiss in my duties as a Gadfly if I failed to mention the $1.776 billion slush fund DonOld wants taxpayers to absorb to pay off the thugs who got sent to prison trying to help him overthrow the 2020 election.
Here's the straight up thing with Iran. There is no "deal."
There is only a "digitally-signed" memorandum which matter-of-factly states that there may be a deal in 60 days, and meh, there may not be a deal in 60 days, and aside from temporarily and conditionally opening the Strait of Hormuz to shipping traffic, that is about all it says.
All of this because dipshit DonOld listened to the unsound advice of Pete Hegseth and Lindsey Graham, and fell hook, line and sinker for the lies and bullshit from wanted war criminal Bibi Netanyahu about how easy it would be to topple the Iranian regime in just a few days with bombs and missiles.
And now Joe and Jane Sixpack-American are just going to have to get used to $4 and above gas and higher grocery costs for the long-term future in order to help pay for that colossally buffoonish DonOld stupidity.
---TFG











