The late great comedian George Carlin is known to have said in one of his final interviews:
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”
When the conservative dipshits in this country decided that Donald fucking Trump was the best person to lead the United States of America forward into the 21st century, and elected him not once, but twice, Americans not only got front row seats to the freak show, we got backstage passes, and an invitation to the freak's hotel room after the performance.
Seriously. Who had ousted DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's hubby being outed in the British press as a cross-dressing, Barbie-doll bimbo boobs fetish dude on their MAGA 2026 Bingo card?:
Link: 'Blindsided' Kristi Noem asks for 'prayers' after husband's cross-dressing scandal - Raw Story
"Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was reportedly "devastated" to learn that her husband, Bryon Noem, had an alleged fetish for cross-dressing.
A spokesperson responded to the New York Post after the Daily Mail reported that the former Trump official's husband was obsessed with a "bimbofication" fetish scene.
"Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time," her representative told the Post.
The Daily Mail's investigation uncovered "hundreds" of messages between Byron Noem and three women in the fetish scene. Photos obtained by the Mail showed him dressed as a woman with fake breasts.
Byron Noem did not deny the allegations of cross-dressing or sharing explicit messages in a conversation with the Mail. But he did deny sharing "indiscreet comments about his wife" that could have endangered national security by exposing her to blackmail threats."
Oh lord, where to begin with this... 😖
First off, I am calling bullshit that Kristi Noem was "blindsided" by this news about her beloved husband and "devastated" by it. And not just plain old 'bullshit' but bull-fucking-shit.
It's quite well known in political circles that Kristi has been screwing Drumpf groupie and human leech Corey Lewandowski for at least a couple of years, if not more. Some reports have her messing around with Lewandowski as far back as 2021 when she was still governor of South Dakota.
That means she was ethically compromised during her confirmation hearing as well as during the entirety of her execrable tenure in office as DHS Secretary, and being in the position she was in, and I'm not referring to her position of being bent over naked in front of Corey Lewandowski, she knowingly put American national security at risk.
Frankly, I could give less of a shit what fetish Kristi Noem's husband enjoys in the privacy of his own home and online as long as it's not breaking any laws or corrupting children. Let your freak flag fly dude.
But what really pisses me off is Noem's retreat into her religious "faith" and "prayers" at this difficult time.
These are the same fucking people who are constantly shoving their biblical religious flim-flammery in our faces, who constantly sport shiny silver and gold cross pendants around their necks and American flag pins on their lapels in public, and who arrogantly lecture we dirty fucking liberal hippie Democrats about god and baby Jesus and "moral" and "family" values, and yet the reality is they all are, every one of these MAGA apparatchiks like Noem, far greater sinners than all the rest of us whom they lecture wrapped up together.
This is the Trump/MAGA freak show in all of it's right-wing, hypocritical glory, folks and you can thank decades of morally bankrupt conservative politics and a thoroughly corrupted Republican party for it.
---TFG











