I love this for all of those MAGA suckers who have forked over and keep forking over gobs of their own hard-earned cash to help increase the wealth of the kiddie-diddling charlatan in the White House while his policies are wreaking economic havoc on their lives:
Link: ‘This is all now worthless’: Trump crypto investors watch bottom fall out after midterms - Raw Story
"Supporters of Donald Trump’s family’s crypto ventures who went all in are now saddled with investments worth a fraction of what they paid after the midterm results further depressed their value.
The Trump-branded crypto market has slumped since last week’s election, the Washington Sun reported, as investors bet that a weakened president means weaker returns. The threat of congressional scrutiny isn’t helping. Democrats, set to take over both chambers in January, have promised to look into the Trump family’s crypto empire.
The pressure is already showing, according to the report. World Liberty Financial’s $WLFI token, which gives holders a say in the Trump family company, sank to a record low of about $1.11 after Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) ordered the firm to preserve its records. According to the Sun, the token had hit $40 last year.
The first lady’s MELANIA coin, which lost most of its value within weeks of its 2025 launch, has been hit again. It nearly halved after the election and now sits roughly 99.6% below its peak.
Ordinary buyers are the ones being hurt the most. Public Citizen research director Zach Everson had already estimated retail investors’ losses on Trump-tied crypto at $4.7 billion before the latest slide.
“This is all now worthless. It’s the lame-duck period of Trump’s crypto investments: His political influence is waning and so is interest in his crypto offerings,” Everson told the Sun."
"Ordinary buyers," otherwise known as MAGA, "are the ones being hurt the most" by having invested in Drumpf's now "worthless" crypto schemes. Imagine that.
Well duh. It sure as shit isn't isn't because dirty old liberal fucking hippies like yours truly here are buying up Drumpf's tacky Made-in-China merch, crypto, and meme coin trash who are now one of these folks finding themselves cash poorer after investing in the dirty old mobster's pyramid schemes.
Seeing Drumpf fleece his own flock with his crypto, bitcoin and 'meme coin' scams has been quite an enjoyable episode to watch unfold truth be told.
Anyone who knows anything about Drumpf's financial history and his "business" ventures knows that becoming financially involved in any way with DonOld Drumpf, his family, or any of his myriad of shady LLC's that exist like cockroaches under the umbrella of his crooked 'The Trump Organization' is essentially an act of shooting Craps against an inveterate old mobster who you know is known to use loaded dice - in other words, it's a rigged loser's game.
So yeah, it was a given that the day DonOld and Melania announced their crypto, bitcoin, meme coin crappo merch was available for public purchase, at laughably inflated prices of course, that it would make both DonOld and Mel very happy and very wealthy.
It was also a given that the mom and pop investors, all the Ma and Pa MAGAs would eventually wind up holding the proverbial bag full of "worthless" trash that used to be their hard-earned American dollars while the Drumpf clan laughed themselves all the way to actual banks where they keep actual money, which coincidentally happen to deal in good old-fashioned American dollars.
I think in summary what I am trying to say here is that I have zero sympathy for anyone who has lost money investing with and in DonOld Drumpf's schemes knowing full-well his crooked track record.
In fact, I sincerely hope that even more of the conniving old fraudster's house of cards schemes crash and burn for his investors. Let's consider it meager compensation for their having voted the felonious old con man back into office a second time.
---TFG













