Things That Make The Gadfly Want to Build His Own Unmanned Drone and Program It's Attack Sensors To Home In on the Loudest, Fattest, Most Dishonest and Vile Media Gasbag On The Planet...

The modern day, human version of the zeppelin sprung a gaseous leak (opened his gaping piehole of a mouth) today and attempted to slather a redundant layer of stupid upon the hairy backs of his slack-jawed, zombie-eyed followers.  The perpetually effervescent one belched thusly:

Scientists Who Accept Global Warming Consensus Are "Political Advocates" Spreading "Misinformation"

The Gadfly - beyond praying to his own unreliable and lazy gods that the Reich's righteous dirigible Von Limpballs shall meet a fiery demise not unlike his primogenitor The Hindenburg - wonders if the believers in this charlatan have so much as a embryonic clue about the fact that of the world's estimated 35,000 professional climate scientists, more than 95% who are actively "working in the disciplines contributing to studies of our climate, accept that climate change is almost certainly being caused by human activities."

http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-scientific-consensus.htm


But hey man! -- who needs people with knowledge to tell you the facts -- especially when you have a known serial liar, political propagandist, self described comedian and fabulously wealthy corporate whore to spoon feed you his version of reality instead -- right??

While writing those disconsolate words, The Gadfly is reminded of the late, great George Carlin's admission of having reached a point in his life where he has given up any hope for his species.  And Mr. Carlin, instead of being angry over this tragedy, consoles his disappointment with the knowledge that when the human race finally reaches that apex where the advancement of our shared intellectual development grinds to a halt because our penchant for listening to and believing meatheads like Limpballs has become the dominant thought process, the acceleration of our doom and by virtue of such, our enlightened renewal, begins afresh.






----TFG