If you haven't heard, sales of Elmo MuskRat's frequently crashing, frequently exploding, frequently recalled Tesla EV vehicles are tanking in lock-step with Drumpf's downward spiraling US stock market.
Apparently, the stable, South African genius didn't take into account that most decent people in not only the US, but the world, aren't all that accepting of the idea of purchasing a vehicle from a Putin-loving, Nazi asshole.
And due to the fact that Drumpf owes MuskRat $300 million worth of ass-kissing for his financial aid in purchasing the White House for DonOld, the dirty old orange mobster is now coming to the defense of his little South African Nazi buddy and claiming that he, the Great and Powerful Drumpf shall perform his valiant and patriotic duty and purchase one of Master Elmo's electric contraptions as a demonstration to the world of what Makes America Great.
After one of the worst single day sell-offs in Tesla’s history, President Donald Trump threw his support behind his advisor, billionaire Elon Musk, vowing to buy one of his cars on Tuesday.
Tesla has been pummeled this year under competition from rival electric vehicles, particularly out of China, as well as his close association with Trump and with far right causes globally.
Shares have plummeted 45% in 2025 and on Monday tumbled more than 15% to $222.15, the lowest since late October, reflecting newfound pessimism as sales crater around the globe.
In an overnight post on his Truth Social platform, Trump said Musk is “putting it on the line” to help the country. Trump claimed in the post that “Radical Left Lunatics” were attempting to “illegally and collusively boycott Tesla, one of the World’s great automakers, and Elon’s ‘baby.”"
Link: https://apnews.com/article/tesla-stock-musk-trump-evs-sales-b3118cbab69fbfaa3abcceb059ba8c58
It is so telling that at a time when nobody wants to buy MuskRat's Nazi products along comes President Delbert Dumbass to save the day by claiming that he, a guy who has never been seen driving an automobile himself is going to buy one of his little pal Elmo's electric cars to prove what a stand up guy he is.
Lol. If it all wasn't so pathetic and cringey, it would almost be funny.
---TFG
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