Saturday, February 28, 2015

Them Dadgum Wimmen' Folk and Their Consarned, Confusin' Toobs . . .

Well dear readers, The Gadfly finds himself with a bit of downtime away from work and business and so in order not to waste any of this precious time let us recap some of the knuckle-dragging antics to emanate this past week from that alternate reality universe known as "Wingnuttia," shall we?

Let's start off with this bit of supreme bugfuckery....

Toe bone connected to the foot bone
Foot bone connected to the heel bone
Heel bone connected to the ankle bone
Ankle bone connected to the shin bone
Shin bone connected to the knee bone
Knee bone connected to the thigh bone
Thigh bone connected to the hip bone . . . .mmmm
......Vagina bone connected to the colon bone?? . . .........

FEBRUARY 23, 2015, 4:30 PM EST
BOISE, Idaho (AP) — An Idaho lawmaker received a brief lesson on female anatomy after asking if a woman can swallow a small camera for doctors to conduct a remote gynecological exam.
The question Monday from Republican Rep. Vito Barbieri came as the House State Affairs Committee heard nearly three hours of testimony on a bill that would ban doctors from prescribing abortion-inducing medication through telemedicine.
Dr. Julie Madsen was testifying in opposition to the bill when Barbieri asked the question. Madsen replied that would be impossible because swallowed pills do not end up in the vagina.

The Gadfly just shakes his weary old dirty hippie head and wonders how it is that these fucking conservative loons ever even get elected to public office to begin with.

And for the umpteenth time The Gadfly will ask the question of the ladies out there -- why would you ever, in the name of everything that is holy, vote to put these neanderthal Republicans in charge of legislating over your lives and your bodies??  Are you stark raving mad??


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