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Jeebus . . . .
Most think it's a long shot that Senate Democrats will vote to defund Obamacare, even after the House approved a defund measure Friday, but at least one congressional Republican is expecting some divine intervention.
"I think there are senators who are going to find Jesus and do the right thing," Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) told CNN's Jake Tapper on Friday.http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gop-rep-senate-will-find-jesus-and-defund-obamacare
Hmmm . . . . The Gadfly quite clearly remembers his Sunday school classes and bible teachings from when he was a wee lad, but for the life of him cannot recall any of the Christ's teachings which openly advocated for denying poor people and children affordable health care and food.
The Gadfly is quite convinced that were the Jesus Christ that the Gadfly read about in the Bible to return today, he would take one look at the conservative/Teabagger movement and place a quick call upstairs to his old man with a request to reserve a luxury suite at Lucky Lucifer's Red Hot Resort & Casino for every single one of the heartless and cruel bastards - johnny-on-the-spot.
Luke 6:20-21 Then he looked up at his disciples and said: 'Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.
If The Gadfly's interpretation of that quote is anything close to being reasonable, then that means that there's a whole lot of mother fucking, wealthy, hateful, selfish, cruel and just downright ignorant sons of bitches who have got a one-way punched bus ticket to Hades awaiting them once they are ready to clock out of their miserable, godforsaken existence in this world.
----TFG
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