Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Jesus Loves Genocide . . . Or, How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Accept My Own Fucking Stupidity!

Oh all powerful, all wise, and all omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster -- if only thou wouldst grant the Gadfly the otherworldly power to bring Geronimo, Cochise and Sitting Bull back to animated life and allow a beseeching Gadfly to Star Trek beam their hatchet wielding, warrior asses directly into this grotesque woman's home office:

Actually, if The Gadfly did have such otherworldly power, he would request the FSM allow The Gadfly to accompany that justice seeking trio of brave native Americans on such a worthy endeavor -- for it would be the ultimate honor to assist them in setting Mrs. Jacob's beautiful mind properly straight -- moreover hairless.


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