Friday, April 10, 2026

Sgt. Melania Schultz: "I See Nothing! I Know Nothing!"

Something very, very weird and suspicious took place yesterday in Washington, D.C., more weird and suspicious than the usual shit emanating from this corrupt, criminal administration.

Out of the blue, with no advance notice, Melania Trump, Drumpf's Slovenian soft-porn model, immigrant trophy wife held an impromptu press conference at the White House, and essentially attempted to distance herself from her husband's 'Epstein Files' pedophilia problem by giving her best Sgt. Schultz, "I know nothing!  I see nothing!" routine:

 


Link:  'You couldn't make this up': Melania Trump's Epstein denial leaves observers speechless - Raw Story

 

"The internet was stunned on Thursday after first lady Melania Trump publicly denied for the first time that she had any connection to Jeffrey Epstein.

She claimed that multiple people and organizations had lied about her connection to the late financier and convicted child sex offender, delivering a statement at the White House on Thursday. She also pushed back on allegations that she had a relationship with Epstein co-conspirator and former companion Ghislaine Maxwell.

Political commentators and media voices were quick to question the statement and reacted to her remarks:

"I am not sure why Melania Trump decided to make a statement about Jeffrey Epstein seemingly out of nowhere today, but if the idea was to put the ongoing coverup in the rearview mirror it will backfire spectacularly," journalist Aaron Rupar wrote on X.

"In today's edition of You Couldn't Make This S--- Up: Melania Trump is talking about Epstein in order to distract from the Iran War her husband started in order to distract from Epstein," Paul Kavanagh, columnist at Scottish publication The National, wrote on Bluesky."

 

Let's recap the only important part of this sordid story:  "Melania Trump publicly denied for the first time that she had any connection to Jeffrey Epstein."

Is that so?  No "connection" whatsoever, huh Mel?

Let's roll a small sampling of the photographic archives tape shall we?:

 

Drumpf, Mel, Jeff, Ghislaine- 

 

Drumpf, Mel, Jeff, Ghislaine-  

 

Mel, Drumpf,  Ghislaine- 

 

Mel, Drumpf, Ghislaine-

 

Mel, Drumpf, Ghislaine- 


 

In email exchanges with Melania, Maxwell referred to Melania with the nickname "Sweet Pea," and Melania closed her emails by expressing her love for Maxwell.

Yet Melania says she only knew Epstein and Maxwell "casually" because they bumped into each other on occasion at cocktail parties of mutual friends.

LOL!

Omg, these fucking people, they're such brazen and unrepentant liars.

I can only surmise one of two things is going on here.  Either Melania has inside knowledge of some very bad news coming down the pike about hubby DonOld's 'Epstein Files' pedophilia problem and she is getting out in front of it to distance herself from it, or DonOld is bizarrely using Melania as bait to distract from his and Bibi Netanyahu's flailing and failing Big Iran Armageddon Adventure.

Either way, you just know that skullduggery is afoot with these people, as it always is, and it shouldn't be too long before we find out what prompted Melania's unplanned press conference today where she unconvincingly tried to put distance between herself and her old child sex ring party circuit pals Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Sigh...

That half the fucking voters in this country got duped by these greasy, disgusting charlatans speaks, no, screams volumes about the collective intellectual capacity of the modern-day conservative movement and conservative voters in America which for all intent and purpose is non-existent, which incidentally, matches their non-existent moral values.

 


 

 

---TFG

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