Well, of course, the big news of today is that ICE Barbie, aka Madame Puppy Killer, aka Kristi Noem, Drumpf's atrocious hire for DHS chief, was fired from her job, and to add glory to insult, she took her mile-high fuck toy houseboy and herpes sore in human form, Corey Lewandowski with her:
Link: (1) Live updates: Noem fired as DHS secretary, Mullin to replace | AP News
"President Donald Trump on Thursday fired his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, after mounting criticism over her leadership of the department, including the handling of the administration’s immigration crackdown and disaster response.
Trump said he would nominate Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin in her place and make Noem a “Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas,” a new security initiative that he said would focus on the Western Hemisphere."
Lol. Poor Kristi gets shuffled off to the "Special Envoy" wilderness. I think this is Drumpf's way of dragging Kristi out behind the White House to the open gravel pit where the East Room used to exist and pumping a bullet into the back of her head.
And for anyone who didn't get the obvious reference in that quip to Kristi Noem's method of dealing with unruly pets, just click this link here and get yourself caught up, mkay? --> Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book | Books | The Guardian
But good for Kristi. She played her dutiful role in Drumpf's fascist mugging of the country and true to form, Drumpf shits on her and shows his underlings once more that loyalty is a one-way street with Donald Trump.
Oh, but all of this gets better, or ever more horrifying depending on your level of cynicism.
So who did Drumpf waste no time in naming as KKKristi's replacement?
Well, it should come as no surprise that he nominated yet another totally unqualified, MAGA fuckwit whose sum total of National Security experience is that he inherited his old man's plumbing business when he was younger:
Link: Sen. Markwayne Mullin Lowballed Plumbing Salary in Fight With Teamsters - Business Insider
"A Republican senator drastically understated how much money he made in the private sector as he argued with the head of the Teamsters union at a hearing in Washington on Wednesday.
While lambasting Teamsters president Sean O'Brien for his nearly $200,000 salary, Oklahoma's Senator Markwayne Mullin claimed that he paid himself a salary of just $50,000 when he ran a plumbing business. But his financial disclosures show his salary was nearly $92,000 in 2012, the year he was first elected to Congress. His total income was even greater."
That's right. Drumpf appointed a plumber to be in charge of safeguarding this country's 'homeland' security.
Not a person with military experience. Not someone with national intelligence experience. Not someone with law enforcement or border security experience.
A plumber.
And a lying, crooked MAGA plumber at that.
Lol.
. . . . sigh . . . . some days I just can't with these fucking people . . . I really can't . . . .
But, today is not one of those days.
Anyway - this all gets back to my recent posts about why Drumpf hires the most unqualified, shittiest people like Kristi Noem and Markwayne Mullin and others (Hegseth, Bondi, Patel, Lutnick, Rubio, Witkoff, RFK Jr., etc...) for all of these top-level positions.
It's because they are compromised, weak, and unprincipled individuals. They are DonOld's "kind of people" - the kind whom he knows how to control and manipulate in to doing his own nefarious bidding. In other words - they are dutiful stooge types - and being a dutiful, no questions asking stooge is the only prerequisite for employment in a DonOld Drumpf regime.
---TFG
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