Sadly, this is not a parody headline from 'The Onion.'
No, this is what passes for the sad joke posing as an American presidential administration.
Link: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/us/politics/federal-agent-trump-sandwich-dc.html?unlocked_article_code=1.eE8.ACbS.y9rAnHm-eVuh&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
"A man accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal agent who was patrolling Washington this week, after calling him and other agents “fascists,” was charged with assaulting a federal officer on Wednesday.
The police said the man threw a “sub-style” sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection officer on Sunday night, the day before President Trump’s announcement that his administration was temporarily taking over Washington’s police force and sending National Guard troops and federal agents into the city for patrols.
A video of the interaction went viral, showing a man repeatedly yelling at the agents near the corner of 14th and U Streets in Northwest D.C., a popular part of the city filled with bars and restaurants. “Shame! Shame!” he yelled from across the street.
At some point, the video shows, he got closer to the officers and warned them to back up while berating them.
After minutes of yelling, the man paused briefly, wound up and threw the sandwich into the chest of the C.B.P. officer, then ran into the street as officers chased him. A transit police detective, Daina Henry, included screenshots of the video in an affidavit that was included with the criminal complaint.
The detective wrote that the man charged in the crime, identified as Sean C. Dunn, 37, had confessed after he was apprehended. “I did it. I threw the sandwich,” the detective quoted him as saying."
It speaks volumes that they will lock up this DC resident for tossing his Subway sandwich at one of Drumpf's federal goons dispatched to intimidate the people of DC, but the 1600 MAGA supporters who attacked the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, injuring hundreds of police officers, killing three, and causing the deaths of three civilians, are walking the streets of this country as free people because the criminal in the White House pardoned them.
Suffice to say that it was every decent, patriotic American who threw that sandwich. We all did it.
---TFG
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