Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Everything Drumpf Touches Becomes Disgusting and an Abomination

I want to thank all those who voted to afflict our nation with a presidency and administration that is essentially the equivalent of a sordid episode of the 'Jerry Springer Show.'

JfC - it's like a creepy soap opera going on in Washington DC with these circus freaks running our government.

Let's just review this past week in 'As The Elmo Turns," shall we?

A couple of days after Muskrat shows up in the oval office, higher than a weather balloon, and with a black eye to receive mumbled accolades from Drumpf and to hear his $300 million investment announce his "departure" (utter bullshit, btw) from his administration, he fires off a tweet calling Drumpf's "Big Beautiful Bill," (BBB) that the MAGA caucus just passed in congress and sent to the senate, a "disgusting abomination."

First - let's acknowledge that Elmo used the most correct and accurate verbiage in existence to describe Drumpf's BBB.  This bill which punishes America's most vulnerable and rewards those undeserving Americans with the least need, is undoubtedly disgusting and for certain an abomination.  In fact, it is pretty fucking evil.  It should come as no surprise that legislation which can be described as disgusting and an abomination would be championed by an individual who himself is disgusting and an abomination.

Earlier this week it was announced that Katie Miller, the wife of Drumpf's top aide and guy who moonlights as a vampire, Stephen Miller, was lured away from Drumpf's White House to go work for Elmo.  That makes Miller suspect number one as the perpetrator of Elmo's blackened eye.  

Then Sloppy Steve Bannon went public confirming reports that there had been a physical confrontation between Drumpf's Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Elmo after Bessent questioned Elmo openly about where the $2 trillion in savings that he and DOGE had promised they were going to find was at.  Bessent loudly pointed out that Elmo's DOGE cyberpunks had only produced $40 billion in projected savings so far, and some of those savings were considered highly sketchy.  Apparently that angered Muskrat and a physical confrontation ensued that had Bessent chasing Elmo down the halls of the American people's White House yelling, "FUCK YOU!  FUCK YOU!  FUCK YOU!!" at Elmo.  That makes Bessent suspect number two as the perpetrator of Elmo's bruised orbital socket.

And now Elmo is is on a rampage on his 'Xshitter' platform calling DonOld's BBB "disgusting and an abomination," and threatening to unleash his massive wealth against Trumpublicans who voted for the greasy old mobster's signature policy "achievement."

You can't make this insane shit up if you tried, folks, you really can't.

For the love of all that is decent - please vote these clowns out of power in the midterms.  Put some sanity and sane adults back in charge of our government ffs, please!



Link: Musk fight escalates with threat to unseat any Republican who backed Trump bill - Raw Story


Pass the popcorn.



---TFG


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