Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Uncle Donny's 2025 Pardon Palooza Tour!

It is utterly exhausting trying to keep up with Drumpf's brazen and remorseless engagement in broad-daylight corruption.

I have heard it said that misery loves company.  Well, if the past few weeks have been any indication, apparently so do convicted felons.

Pardoning all of the violent January 6th felons and terrorists wasn't enough to satiate Drumpf's penchant for granting freedom to some of the worst people in this country.

Just in the past month the filthy old, diapered mobster has issued unconditional pardons to:

Ross Ulbricht: a scumbag who was unanimously convicted by a jury of his American peers, in an American courtroom on multiple counts of engaging in a criminal enterprise, narcotics conspiracy, conspiracy to commit money laundering, and conspiracy to commit computer hacking.  He was also believed to be involved in plots to commission murder for hire.  The seriousness of this dirtbag's crimes earned him a lifetime prison sentence.

Michele Fiore: a MAGA Republican from Nevada who was convicted by a jury of her American peers in an American courtroom of stealing $70k from a memorial fund set up for a slain police officer.  She used the money to pay for plastic surgery for herself - I mean, seriously folks, you will not find a poster-child story more suited for telling you what kind of morally degenerate charlatans that most of these MAGA politicians truly are than this one.  She was awaiting sentencing.

Virginia Sheriff Scott Jenkins: this guy betrayed his law enforcement oath and was convicted by a jury of his American peers in an American courtroom of a dozen counts of conspiracy, fraud, and bribery and sentenced to 10 years in prison.

And just today:

Todd and Julie Chrisley: these two con artists had a "reality" TV show which apparently wasn't earning them enough to live their lavish, 'celebrity' lifestyles and so they turned to a life of crime and after having been caught committing tax evasion and bank fraud, were convicted by a jury of their American peers, in American courtrooms and respectively sentenced to 12 and 7 years in prison.



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And now all of these crooks and losers are free - free thanks to Uncle DonOld's pardon, to go out and commit more of the very same crimes they committed which got them convicted and imprisoned in the first place.

And pray tell what are the common denominators of all of these now seemingly bountiful criminal pardons?  

Don't overthink it.

It's simple.

They are of white, publicly known people who have been and are open supporters of the convicted felon and rapist in the White House.  That is it.  That is the single criteria that Drumpf has for releasing these miscreants from their publicly and lawfully mandated criminal punishment.

And this is why I don't ever again want to hear a fucking word from any of you conservative Republicans on the subject of "Law and Order" and accepting responsibility for one's crimes.  Not.  One.  Single.  Word.  Your concerns in those matters clearly aren't worth the phony bullshit they are delivered with.



---TFG


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