Friday, May 23, 2025

The New Mission Statement of Drumpf's FEMA: GFY

North Carolina Ma and Pa MAGAs just learned the hard but predictable lesson of what you get when you pledge your loyalty to someone who could not give less of a shit about loyalty, and secondly to someone who has infinitely more important business on his agenda such as accepting $400 million jumbo jets and $5 billion dollar golf deals from Arab oil sheiks, and hosting $1 million a plate dinners with the worlds shadiest crypto mobsters.

What's that I hear Ma and Pa MAGA in North Carolina?  Your home and community have been wiped out by a natural disaster and local and state resources are lacking and you need Drumpf's FEMA, what skeleton crew remains of it after job purges by DonOld and Elmo, to come to your aid?

Here is the very direct, unambiguous answer to your pleas from your dear leader: 

"We don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wipers! We fart in your general direction!"

No, seriously, that is essentially what they are telling victims of North Carolina natural disasters with this letter:

Link: Khashoggi's Ghost: "No federal emergency disaster relief for North Carolina. Will they be smart enough to vote accordingly next time?" — Bluesky



---TFG


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