Want to hear a truly feel-good story folks?
Well, pull up a chair, sit back, and listen to this one. It will tickle you pink.
The wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth was tasked by a certain, well known convicted felon to use his amassed wealth to rig an election for a state supreme court justice seat in the state of Wisconsin because, you know, he's a convicted felon and a dictator wannabe and that is pretty much what convicted felons and dictator wannabes do in their leisure time.
Anyway, the wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth swoops into the state of Wisconsin this past week with his army of weirdo groupies, waving around $1 million bribe checks under the noses of Wisconsin voters enticing them to commit to voting for the state supreme court justice candidate favored by himself and the convicted felon.
During his week in Wisconsin, the wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth spent $25 million of his vast reserves of billions mightily attempting to convince Wisconsin voters that their vote for the candidate favored by himself and the convicted felon would determine the "destiny of humanity." Stop laughing - he seriously did say that.
So the election was last night. The favored candidate of the wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth and his convicted felon buddy was soundly defeated and decisively rejected by Wisconsin voters.
Now doesn't that make you feel just peachy keen wonderful? ๐
Thank you for patronizing today's episode of Gadfly Storytime.
---TFG
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