Sunday, March 12, 2017

The Mother of All-American Tragicomedies . . .


And now for something completely different.

The Gadfly is typically not in the habit of reveling in another human being's misfortune, but there are those very rare cases where the individual suffering the misfortune is such a an evil, vile creature, that any sentient being would find it extremely challenging to stifle a modest smile or a giggle fit.

To whit:

KKK Wife Malissa Ancona Hoarded Cats, Popped Pills and, Police Say, Murdered the Local Imperial Wizard
Frank Ancona, the imperial wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, smelled like cat piss.
The stench clung to the 51-year-old's graying hair and mustache. It seeped into the fabric of his clothes and hung on him like a blanket. He was unhappy about it, but he did not seem to know what to do.

Full Stop!  The opening lede to that article simply has to be an instant classic in the annals of American newspaper publishing - ❝The Imperial Wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Smelled Like Cat Piss.❞  OMFGLOL!

Go read this whole incredible story and marvel at how this group of people, who do actually exist in our society in this here 21st century, who fancy themselves the "master race", and who as it happens unsurprisingly, endorsed Donald Drumpf, are really in fact nothing more than the dregs of mankind's biological, social and intellectual advancement.  Priceless.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming exposing Drumpf as the fascist kleptocrat that he is.


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