Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Careful! You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!! . . .

The Gadfly really doesn't need to expend a great deal of effort in order to come up with shit to mock the right wing gun goons with.  Usually their own words and actions in and of them self create comedy material much more superior than what any professional satirist could conjure up.  Observe:

OKTAHA, Oklahoma - 
The Muskogee County sheriff said a member of the group guarding an Oktaha gun shop accidentally shot himself Tuesday.
Sheriff Charles Pearson said the man dropped his gun and a bullet hit him in the arm. The sheriff did not identify the man or offer any other details about what happened.
The group of armed citizens and veterans is standing guard outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store after the owners said they received death threats from all over the world for putting up a sign saying Muslims weren't welcome.
"I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday," Pearson said. "The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It's like the Clampetts have come to town," Sheriff Pearson told

Apparently the only thing that can stop a "good guy with a gun" is his dumb ass self.

Here's an actual pic of the Jethro Clampett leader of this cuckoo-for-cocoa puffs gang that couldn't shoot straight:

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For some reason, when The Gadfly looks at that picture, this song immediately springs to mind:

Fucking goofballs . . . .


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