Sunday, March 22, 2015

Hey -- Beats Getting a Package With Anthrax in It . . .

Awesomely LOL!

Following the wild success of Ship Your Enemies Glitter, an enterprising individual has set up a website offering customers  the chance to anonymously ship anyone a bag of edible dicks.
"In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life," the Dicks By Mail website reads.
"We have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes, that unfold to a big veiny c*ck. Moving to texting '8===D' to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below the belt pics to ladies from the bar/church. But now it's on to bigger and better things; now it's on to Dicks by Mail.
Once $15 shipping is paid and the order is processed, an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things - A 5oz bag of gummy candy penises and a note exclaiming 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'.

The Gadfly is gleefully composing his list of lucky recipients already.... and it should come as no considerable surprise that they all have the letter (R) after their names . . . .

Ya' gotta love good ol' fashioned, American dickitude.


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