Friday, June 27, 2014

Yeah! That's My Story . . . I Was Ratfucked By My Dead Opponent's Body Double ....

Oy . . . .

WASHINGTON -- Political opponents accuse each other of lying all the time, but one Oklahoma congressional candidate took his accusation to a new level this week when he claimed his opponent was actually dead and being represented by a body double.
KFOR in Oklahoma reports that Timothy Ray Murray believes Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Okla.), his opponent in the congressional Republican primary, was executed three years ago and is being represented by a look-alike. Because he believes Lucas is really dead, Murray said he will challenge the results of Tuesday's Republican primary, in which Murray received 5.2 percent of the vote. Lucas won the primary with 82.8 percent of the vote.
"It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011," Murray said in a statement posted on his campaign website. The statement claimed Lucas and “a few other” members of Congress from Oklahoma and other states were shown on television being hanged by “The World Court.”

And some of you dear readers still wonder why The Gadfly is of the staunchest of belief that the modern day conservative movement has gone off the rails, batshit insane? . . . .

And, believe it or not, this guy is just scratching the surface of their lunacy.  Wait 'till the 2016 election rolls around --- it's gonna be a poop flinging lollapalooza in the monkey house.


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