Wednesday, April 16, 2014

One Bullet, One Scotch, One Beer . . . . . .

Oh rapture!  The Flying Spaghetti Monster does indeed answer prayers!

Observe:

A gun range in Oklahoma is thought be the first in the state to apply for a liquor license.
“As a group we wanted to build a place, the first one in Oklahoma, where you could go in, shoot, enjoy the retail area and then go to the cafรฉ,” Jeff Swanson, owner of the Wilshire Gun Club recently told KOKH.
When the club is complete, the 40,000 square-foot facility is expected to have 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes, a simulation room, classrooms, and a VIP lounge with alcoholic beverages.
Swanson said that club members were being discouraged from shooting while impaired.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/15/beer-and-bullets-oklahoma-gun-range-applies-to-sell-liquor-to-shooters/


Redneck bravado, booze and guns -- what could possibly go wrong with that combination?

And don't you just adore that little disclaimer by the owners stating that club members will be "discouraged from shooting while impaired?"  Basically they're telling the Hee Haw crowd - "we don't recommend discharging your deadly weaponry while your brain is swimming in Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, but if you're determined to do so, this is the place to do it because -- FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!"

Actually dear readers, The Gadfly is happy that the gun goon guys will have a place to go and let off some steam and assuage the persecution complex that they have been constructing and nurturing since the election stealing, Kenyan, Muslim, Commie terrorist appeaser took their White House away from them and began giving taxpayer paid for freebies to his lazy neegro and messican friends.  And therefore, if a few of them happen become unlucky enough to be in the path of a fellow, inebriated club member's errant aiming, c'est la vie.  It's a win-win for a safer, saner society.  Right?  Think about it -- and then tell The Gadfly our society wouldn't be a more pleasant and rational place to live with fewer of these asswipes around:





And that is about all that The Gadfly has to say on this sordid subject.



----TFG



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