Oh dear - it looks like the loony toons Birther crowd has just been handed a new lease on their execrable life existence:
The Hawaiian health official who verified the authenticity of President Barack Obama's birth certificate died in a small plane crash.
The plane, carrying a pilot and eight passengers, went down Wednesday in the water a half mile off the Hawaiian island of Molokai, the Maui Fire Department said. The lone fatality was Loretta Fuddy, who has served as state health director since January 2011. Tom Matsuda, the interim executive director of Hawaii's health insurance exchange, confirmed Fuddy's death.
Fuddy, 65, made national news in April 2011 when she verified the authenticity of certified copies of President Obama's birth certificate. Obama had requested the release to curb claims by so-called "birthers" that he was born in Kenya and not eligible to be president.
Makani Kai Air President Richard Schuman said the crash of the Cessna Grand Caravan was caused by engine failure.http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2013312120089
And cue 1...2...3 . . . Donald Trump's smug and triumphant re-entry in to the Birther clown circus arena. No doubt the indubitable "Donald" will be dispatching another team of crack private investigators to Hawaii (actually crack is probably what they were smoking) post-haste to dredge up the truth of Barack Obama's nefarious involvement in Ms. Fuddy's sudden and "mysterious" demise.
Obviously, as Ms. Fuddy was the only one of nine souls on board the plane to die, it is wholly within the realm of Birther conjecture that one of the other passengers, was in actuality, one of Obama's stealthy and infamously deadly Ninja Nurses (they are very good at multi-tasking) who, after the plane crash landed, ushered the other passengers and the pilot to safety first, then while alone in the plane cabin with Ms. Fuddy, dispatched her quite unceremoniously with the infamous Bruce Lee five-finger death punch (it is undetectable in autopsies - dontcha know?). And thus, the truth about Obama's birth and citizenship is forever secretly sealed.
Sigh . . . The Gadfly is only wishing that his satire wasn't based on the real-life mindset of real-life Americans.
----TFG
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