Observe:
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) recently repeated a debunked conspiracy theory that President Barack Obama was deploying a “secret security force” as part of the health care reform law, but he wasn't sure if they were being trained with weapons or syringes.
In a Friday interview, Christian radio host Janet Mefferd told the Texas congressman that the evidence of President Barack Obama creating a civilian security force and hoarding ammunition was adding up.
Gohmert agreed that "Obamacare wasn't just about health care" and pointed to a section of the Affordable Care Act that created the Ready Reserve Corps to "assist full-time Commissioned Corps personnel to meet both routine public health and emergency response missions."
While FactCheck.org has debunked conspiracy theories that claimed the health care law gave "Obama a Nazi-like 'private army' of 6,000 people," Gohmert still believed there could be evil lurking behind the Ready Reserve Corps.
"I've continued to ask questions, what is this for?" he told Mefferd. "It says it is for international health crises, but then it doesn't include the word 'health' when it talks about national emergencies. And I've asked, what kind of training are they getting? It provides in Obamacare that this commission and non-commissioned officer corps will be trained. But I want to know, are they using weapons to train or are they being taught to use syringes and health care items? But we've got no clear answers on that."http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/gohmert-will-obamacares-secret-security
Ok - so if The Gadfly accurately interprets what Texas GOP Congressman Louie Gohmert is trying to say here, no easy task btw, apparently quite a few right wingers believe that President Obama is using the Affordable Care Act as a trojan horse vehicle to assemble a "Nazi-like" private army of ninja-nurse-practitioners who, for all Louie Gohmert knows, are being trained in the dark arts of stealth assassination, as in real Ninjas, to stealthily sneak in to Republican's homes in the middle of the night to inject cyanide in to their carotid arteries, thus paving the way for liberals to rule the known universe.
By God!!! The sheer fucking genius of such a dastardly and evil plan!!! [ Ok - replay the Nicholas Cage facepalm video again at this point ].
It bears repeating - Louie Gohmert has been elected and re-elected 4 times by a comfortable 60+% margin by the people in his district. If it were up to The Gadfly, he'd send in the military, quarantine Gohmert's entire district and test every goddamn individual there for mad cow disease or some other mind altering and possibly contagious brain-eating virus.
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Not to be outdone in the cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs competition this week - we have right wing lunatic and Jewish princess Pamela Geller giving Louie Gohmert's Ninja-Nurse theory a run for it's bowl of nuts money. Geller, just as a quick backdrop, is of the utterly convinced belief that Muslims are actively breeding and gathering in hordes like the Middle Earth Orcs in The Lord of The Rings trilogy to storm America and forcefully convert us all under Sharia law.
Geller published a story on her blog which came straight out of some loon's (or merry prankster's) ass and by the time dear Pamela got hold if it in it's 4th or 5th-hand iteration, it had become the gospel and terrifying truth. The story, and please have a seat and ensure no hot liquids are in your mouth lest they get snorted out your nose and scorch the interior of your nostrels, goes something like this:
According to a story heavily promoted by their (Geller's) organization, heartless Islamist radicals are now lighting puppies aflame and hurling them at their enemies.
This preposterous claim originated with a dubious report from a local CBS TV station in New York that has since retracted the story and removed it from the station’s website. The story, from reporter Amy Dardashtian, claimed that two puppies up for adoption in New Jersey had been rescued from Egypt after nearly becoming the victims of the puppy bombers.
Quoting an animal rescuer from New Jersey named Robyn Urman — who was herself quoting a Facebook post from an Egyptian rescue volunteer — the story originally claimed that “members of the Muslim Brotherhood marching toward Tahrir Square to demand that ousted President Mohamed Morsi be reinstated were using puppies as gas bombs — dipping them in gasoline and lighting them on fire.”
Urman’s group posted a semi-grammatical description of the supposed puppy-bomb gang: “Ten cruel bearded men gathered more than 20 puppies and start[ed] pouring gasoline on them and throw[ing] them at the army. These flying fire balls were puppies that [were] used as weapon[s]. We only could save these three poor babies.”http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/nuts-and-fruits-department-pamela
You see -- The Gadfly duly warned you about having hot liquids in your mouth while reading that piece -- didn't he? Hehe.
In summary: Pamela Geller believes scary Mooselims are coming to America to dip cute (obviously) furry puppies in vats of gasoline, light them on fire and throw them at us! To which The Gadfly responds - at the risk of sounding redundant - the sheer fucking genius of such a dastardly and evil plan!!
And that is your daily right wing bowl of nuts insanity dear readers. The Gadfly had more material to share, however the onset of a massive headache just trying to intellectually process the utter idiocy of these clowns has precluded his overtaxed brain from soldiering on.
Until next time.
----TFG
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