Monday, November 18, 2013

Who's got the coupons for the free shrimp cocktail ....

Apparently Caribou Barbie of The Great White North gave an interview to a dead guy's ratfucking political website this past week and the resulting mangling of the English language combined with the Wasilla Wombat's own unique brand of mind numbing idiocy is something to behold.

Observe:

A central theme of Palin's book is that the fight to preserve something as simple and sacred as Christmas is the "tip of the spear" in the greater battle to preserve the country's freedom and exceptionalism. And she praised Breitbart.com for fighting that war on a daily basis.
"You guys talk about this so often in your commentaries there on Breitbart about American exceptionalism," Palin said. "You guys explain to Americans how important it is to understand why we are exceptional."
Palin said the country is exceptional not because we are "pretending like we're better than anybody else." Rather, she said America was exceptional because "we're different."
"Our government was to be created unlike any other government... to allow individuals equal opportunity to soar, to succeed, to be rewarded for innovation and work ethic ... and all of it is was going to be built on freedom," Palin said.
She then said that "when we see these steps taken"—such as natural birth Nativity scenes and other politically correct scenes gone amok—to erode the country's traditions, Americans can see what "it is going to be like" when "that freedom is stripped away from us even in that arena of celebrating Christmas."
"Then we will certainly lose that exceptionalism," Palin said.

She said she fears on "some days we are already on the road toward" decline, and "we will no longer be the America that we recognize."
"We will be a fundamentally transformed America that so many of us did not sign up for," Palin warned.
Her book, Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas, is not only a celebration of Christmas but also a reminder that if angry atheists and scrooges can audaciously wage wars on Christmas, then the country's most sacred freedoms and liberties will not be forever guaranteed unless Americans fight to ensure that they are.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/11/12/Palin-Breitbart-News-Fighting-to-Preserve-America-s-Exceptionalism


The Gadfly typically needs to knock back a half dozen shots of luxury tequila before he tackles a Sarah Palin speech or interview, and this occasion is no different.  The Gadfly's breath reeks of fermented Agave as he types this.

Putting aside the The Gadfly's Tequila intake proclivities, let us examine just a bit of Princess Nanook's gibberish (italicized in the excerpt above just for you dear reader).

Christmas is the "tip of the spear" in the country's battle to preserve the country's freedom and exceptionalism.

So Sarah Palin is of the belief that freedom and "exceptionalism" must be saved, and the proof of it is the "War on Christmas."

Let's stop right here.  If you are reading this blog and you believe what Sarah Palin is saying, please, please, please -- go to your nearest mini- market, buy some Mentos and a pint of Coke, then run to your nearest public restroom, pour the Coke in the toilet, drop the Mentos in an then stick your dumb-ass head in.  And The Gadfly thanks you.

What the fuck is the definition of "American Exceptionalism?"

Here's The Gadfly's definition:




Does anyone (sane) actually listen to this twit known as Sarah Palin any more?

OK -- next ...

Palin said the country is exceptional not because we are "pretending like we're better than anybody else." Rather, she said America was exceptional because "we're different."


Ok -- this stupid twit (sorry ladies) just said that we are pretending that America is better than anyone else. And then she says that we're exceptional because we are "different."

Yeah - this was fucking pretending:





And America is exceptional because "we're different."?


Really you fucking encyclopedia challenged fucking nitwit?

Different than this?







And if you haven't figured it out by now dear reader, The Gadfly has gathered his botellas and is on to the next scene of :

She then said that "when we see these steps taken"—such as natural birth Nativity scenes and other politically correct scenes gone amok—to erode the country's traditions, Americans can see what "it is going to be like" when "that freedom is stripped away from us even in that arena of celebrating Christmas."

Yeah.


"Natural birth Nativity scenes" "? ....

Hmmmm ... even that one has The Gadfly digging deep in to his vaunted trivia cesspool .... ..... and he comes up with --- Fucking nothing.

She pulled it straight out of her Alaskan ass.

Ok ...

She said she fears on "some days we are already on the road toward" decline, and "we will no longer be the America that we recognize."


And to think some people in this country wanted to put Sarah Palin a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

The Gadfly had determined that those people are fucking lunatics.

The Gadfly yields this piece:

Cuz The Gadfly is just fucking sick of you fuckers. ... :)





-----TFG

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