Oh fer flying fuck's sake - if The Gadfly didn't know any better, he would conjecture that this posting from Larry Klayman today and Ted "Tailgunner" Cruz's solo circle jerk in the Senate yesterday, are strong indicators that the Teahadists have finally stared collectively in to the abyss of their own psychotic soul (or that dark, putrid, shriveled thing that they mistake for a soul) and frankly at this point, it is quite clear that they have gone off the deep, deep end en masse.
Observe:
September 23, 2013
By Larry Klayman
Last Wednesday, the great usurper, Barack Hussein Obama, after having been indicted by an Ocala, Florida citizens' grand jury, was convicted by a people's court of defrauding the American people and Floridians by proffering them with a fake birth certificate. See www.citizensgrandjury.com.
As readers of this column and www.wnd.com know too well, Obama is not a natural born citizen eligible to be president of the United States, as he was not born in this country to two American citizen parents. However, to justify his fraud and his elections to the highest office in the land, and after years of inquiry, in 2011 the Obama White House posted on its website a birth certificate purporting to show him having been born in Hawaii. The problem is however, according to forensic experts, the birth certificate is altered and forged.
The day of reckoning has come. Obama, having failed to plead in response to the indictment that was served upon him, waived his right to a jury trial. Thumbing his nose at We the People, as the citizens' prosecutor, I appeared before a citizens' court judge and presented evidence from Cold Case Posse investigator Michael Zullo showing that Obama tricked voters into electing him in 2008 and 2012. As a result, the citizens' judge found him guilty on two counts of falsifying information to federal and state election officials. He was thus sentenced to the maximum prison term for these offenses of 10 years, and ordered to immediately surrender himself into the custody of the citizens of the United States and Florida.http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/klayman/130923
The Gadfly advises you dear reader, that if you truly want a hearty, mirthful laugh fest, then be sure to read the whole Klayman article. Then read it a second and a third time just because it is that damn hilarious and is more than worth the effort of repeat readings.
Apparently Larry Klayman, who has been bouncing around right wingnut conspiracy circles since the days when Hillary Clinton orchestrated the murder of Vince Foster, congregated with some of his Florida Teahadist friends (in exchange for a free Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's no doubt), declared themselves prosecutor, jury and judge all in one fell swoop, and have convicted the crafty Kenyan, commie Negro of the crime of squatting in Larry and his friend's White House and pursuant to such a hideous transgression have sentenced the crafty Kenyan, commie Negro to 10 years in a prison to be named later.
Subsequently - Mahatma Larry (read the article) and his friends have bravely volunteered to go to Washington D.C., deliver his court's verdict and take legal (or something resembling thereof) custody of the crafty Kenyan, commie Negro, and by virtue of such action, saving America from the "Muslim, socialist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, anti-white, pro-illegal immigrant, pro-radical gay and lesbian agenda - among other outrages," (LOL).
Now - it goes without saying that The Gadfly would gleefully dip in to his precious savings account in order to purchase a plane ticket to D.C. to watch Judge Larry and his Kangaroo Court officers deliver their court verdict to The President and attempt to take physical custody of him. But call it a crazy hunch -- somehow The Gadfly speculates that the United States Secret Service might be a bit unimpressed by and skeptical of the motives of a bunch of bug-eyed, Florida red-neck crackers directly invading the physical space of the POTUS, and screeching a list of loony toons charges at him which are being read off the Slams page of a greasy, dog-eared Denny's menu.
Anyhow, the hope is that these clowns continue with this childishness -- the Tea Party's approval ratings are hovering around Dick Cheney territory, meaning as low as a snakes scrotum sac, and that is pressuring the sane wing of the GOP to regret allowing such a vindictive, sniveling bunch of whiners to hijack their party and their platform to begin with. So, as far as The Gadfly is concerned - more power to the Birthers and the Cruz Teahadists. You go kids!!
Time will tell if The Gadfly's observations have any basis in astuteness or not. Regardless, The Gadfly is indubitably convinced that the whole grotesque freak show is going to be entertaining, if nothing else.
----TFG
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