Monday, May 13, 2013

What A Single Broken Promise Hath Wrought . . . .

What a hateful, sad, wretched little boy:

National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent detailed a plan for immigration reform which calls for treating undocumented immigrants like "indentured servants" and requiring undocumented male immigrants to build a fence on the United States-Mexico border.

How sweet - slave labor at the point of a gun.  While The Gadfly is loathe to say it, one truly does have to give Unka Ted credit for originality in his quest for the title of Maximus Ignoramus Fuckheadus.

Hey!  The Gadfly just recalled something very relevant to this post.  Did not Unka Ted state at an NRA convention on April 14, 2012 that he would "either be dead or in jail by this time next year" if President Barack Obama was re-elected?

Why yes - he most certainly did make that brave, patriotic promise:

Which begs the obvious question of course since that one year anniversary has come and passed now -- Why isn't this know nothing, loud mouthed, statutory raping, bigoted, cowardly Vietnam war draft evader either pushing up daisies as worm meal or getting his ass reamed in a federal penitentiary by a big ol' Southern axe murderer named Bubba??

If anything - it just goes to show what a mealy-mouthed, gutless little prick Unka Ted really is, as well as what a bunch of gullible, slack jawed dullards his NRA fanboy groupies must be for supporting such a pathetic loser.



  1. This Wednesday Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Ted Nugent will be in concert here in Evansville. I would love to see the first two, but won't go because of Teddy-boy. It's a shame really. Tom Petty is here the very next night and he's getting my money. Ted is just too much of a douche bag.

  2. I hear you Mr. Hurt. I went to a multi-act concert a few years ago with Unka Ted on the bill -- as soon as he stepped on stage he was waving his assault rifle around like the adolescent he is and screaming at his imaginary Hillary and Obama to come "suck on the barrel" of his long gun. His non-stop political yammering during his show had quite a few people in the crowd booing his dumb ass. I for one will never pay money to see the jackass again.