The Rude One Speaketh...You Listeneth...

What The Rude one says re: Harry Reid's charge that a little Bain investor fairy whispered in his ear that Willard hadn't paid any federal taxes for 10 years:

The Rude Pundit does not give a happy monkey fuck if Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is lying when he says that someone told him that Mitt Romney paid no income taxes for about a decade. What? You think Romney did? You think deferred compensation packages, offshore accounts, and historically low capital gains tax rates didn't give him a tax burden of "too fucking low for a rich dude"? At best, Reid was slightly exaggerating.

Politics is not an ethical game. Governing should be, but isn't. However, politics is a wallow in filth that'd make farm hogs say, "Whoa, save some shit-filled mud for the rest of us." For years, we on the left have had to sputter and suffer as Republican after Republican has lied willfully and consciously about the records and lives of Democrats. We have tut-tutted and demanded retractions and corrections. We have slapped our foreheads bloody as we've seen the lies become what many, many people believe is the truth, whether it's Dukakis being soft on crime or Clinton having Vince Foster killed or Gore saying things he simply never said or Swift-boating or birthering. Outrageous, easily proven lies, and we have been told to suck on them like they're a candy cane sticking out of the pants of Uncle Sam.

So you know what? What's good for the motherfuckin' goose is good for the motherfuckin' gander. How's it feel, conservatives, to be helpless in the face of both the allegation about Romney's taxes and your candidate's smug refusal to release any information that would disprove the allegation? Pretty sickening, isn't it? Hey, that candy cane actually tastes like cock when you have to put it in your own mouth.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-case-for-more-allegations-and-lies.html


In layman's terms, what The Rude one is saying to the Republicans is FUCK YOU you whining little cunts.  You love dishing out the smears and lies about Democrats but boy, when somebody passes on a rumor about your chosen one, you cry and scream as if you're getting an XXXL sized Al Gore Special Edition dildo shoved up your asses.

And the conservanuts know full well that all Romney has to do to shut up Reid and embarrass him (and you know damn well they would do it if they could) forever is to release his tax returns, just as every single presidential and vice presidential candidate has done going back to Romney's own father's Time as a presidential candidate.  So by The Gadfly's observation, since Romney refuses to do that and clear his good name, he most definitely is hiding something quite harmful to his reputation (if by reputation you mean that steaming pile of fresh dog shit, that you just bare foot stepped in, oozing through your toes).

You can't make it much clearer than that.


----TFG