Monday, August 6, 2012

IT LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!



Well this pretty much settles the question of who it is that The Gadfly will be voting for in November:


Former Vice President Dick Cheney criticized President Barack Obama and said it was crucial to help elect Mitt Romney, for whom he held a recent fundraiser at his home in Jackson Hole, Wyo.
"I think he's been a terrible president," he said on Fox News Channel's "Hannity" in an interview to air later Monday, adding that he "fundamentally" disagreed with him.


Considering the fact that just about every political venture Dick Cheney has had his slimy hands on over the length of his career has been an unmitigated disaster, it stands to reason that the curmudgeonly old prick has been cursed with the Reverse Midas Touch - basically instead of everything he touches turning to gold, it turns in to a maggot-infested, heaping pile of cow shit.  As such - if Cheney says that Barack Obama has been a terrible president, truth be told, Obama must be pretty damn good then.

However, setting all of that aside even -- who the fuck gives a shit what a draft-dodging war criminal thinks to begin with?  This asshole can't even travel abroad for fear of being nabbed and put on trial at The Hague for his war-mongering.  If someone can cogently explain to The Gadfly why Dick Cheney's thoughts on anything re: this country's future at this point are relevant, The Gadfly is all ears.


----TFG






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