Felon-in-Chief, Rapist-in-Chief, Grifter-in-Chief - Your Republican POTUS

You know what the one silver lining in Drumpf's return to the White House is?

We will have another four years of watching him scam the MAGAs out of their hard-earned money, enriching himself and his felonious family, and leaving his cult devotees with nothing but cheap tchotchkes and Chinese-made merch, and worthless bitcoin and crypto investments.

He and Melanoma both announced bitcoin ventures this past week and pimped them heavily to the MAGA cult on social media.  Everything about these people just stinks of shady internet grifters and con artists.  Just some truly wretched shit.  But all of this is par for the course for Drumpf and the opportunists and charlatans he surrounds himself with and I damn well guarantee it is only going to get worse now that he has reclaimed his throne with criminal immunity granted by his crooked friends on the SCOTUS.

Sure, there's a strong likelihood that American democracy doesn't survive the next four years in the hands of these corrupt political hooligans and fascism eager beavers, but I gotta say, if it results in the average Ma and Pa MAGA voter being left economically destitute by Drumpf's scams and governing policies then that will be some comforting consolation imho.

Link: https://www.wired.com/story/the-trump-memecoins-money-grab-economics/

Jan 20, 2025 2:58 PM

The Trump Memecoin's 'Money-Grab' Economics

When he launched his own cryptocurrency, Donald Trump produced unimaginable wealth from thin air. But it will come at a cost to someone.

Late Friday evening, three days before his return to the Oval Office, Donald Trump performed an act of crypto alchemy. Pretty much all it took was a few strokes of the keyboard. “My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE!” the incoming US president wrote in a Truth Social post. “It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING!”

Oh, it will most certainly "come at a cost to someone."

Here's lookin' at you Ma and Pa MAGA - bend over and grease up for the orange reaming that you voted for.

---TFG

Congrats to Democracy's Arsonists

Way to go Ma and Pa MAGA.  You did it!  You accomplished that which scorned Kings and despots the world over have attempted and failed to accomplish for the past 248 years, you have managed to mortally wound American democracy.

 

And here are the Three Stooges that were present, front and center at DonOld's side in the Capitol rotunda today as he snidely took the presidential oath of office:

 

Good luck with your new overlords Ma and Pa MAGA.

--- TFG

Griftapalooza 2025 Is Well Under Way! . . .

This is what regaining the White House has always been about with these Drumpf apparatchiks.  That and keeping dear leader out of prison so that their great con job can continue.

All of these right-wing shitheads like Pam Bondi want a piece of Daddy Drumpf's gravy train administration, and they really don't give a shit so much about the duties of the job that DonOld hired them for as much as they do about lining their own pockets and promoting their own grifter agendas.

Link: Trump nominees are cashing in on MAGA celebrity and making millions: disclosures - Raw Story

This is what you voted for Ma and Pa MAGA.  You voted to enrich a bunch of corrupt, billionaire fellating opportunists who care for nobody but themselves and their own bottom lines, and they will unceremoniously throw your low-income MAGA asses to the wolves so fast you won't know what hit you.

Good luck with that kids.

--- TFG

Donald Drumpf, CINC: Charlatan-in-Chief

So last night, in the wake of the unanimous US Supreme court decision validating the Republican-crafted law to ban the China-controlled social media app TikTok, the owners of the app, ByteDance, voluntarily shut down (they didn't have to) and this message appeared on the phones of all US TikTok users:

 

This morning, the world was treated to this post by Drumpf, his very first of the day, on his 'Truth Social' pigsty website:

Wait, I'm not finished . . .

And then there's this article from 2020:

Link: https://www.npr.org/2020/08/06/900019185/trump-signs-executive-order-that-will-effectively-ban-use-of-tiktok-in-the-u-s

Can you not see it folks?

He's bamboozling Americans in broad daylight, colluding with the Chinese CCP seemingly, and the prick hasn't even officially been sworn in to office yet.

Good job Ma and Pa MAGA electing a Chinese communist party sympathizer to the American White House.

--- TFG

They Aren't Public Servants - They're Public Confusers

Well of course, now that their wet dream of seeing the mobbed-up old pussy-grabber back in the White House has been realized, these MAGA Republicans are openly bragging that they accomplished that goal by outright deceiving their constituents - essentially lying to their faces.

Because those are their moral values, you know.  Lying.  Deceiving.  It's what they do.  And granted, they do it quite well.

 

 

 

Link: Ohio GOP chairman says 'confusing voters' was the party's 'strategy' on ballot measure

 

"Misleading" voters?  Is that what they did?  Misleading?

Here are a few synonyms for the word "misleading:"

1. Deceiving.
2. Fooling.
3. Tricking.
4. Misinforming.
5. Deluding.
6. Hoodwinking.
7. Duping.
8. Bamboozling.
9. Cheating.
10. Defrauding.

Just saying.

 

 

--- TFG

 

Elmo Moves in to The Storage Closet in the White House Basement

 

Link: https://newrepublic.com/post/190189/trump-elon-musk-office-white-house

 

I wonder if Ma and Pa MAGA knew that when they cast their precious vote for dear leader DonOld this past November, they were getting a package deal that includes our dear friend Elmo, the carpetbagging, South African gazillionaire who blows up $100 million dollar rockets as a hobby, hangs out with the Saudi butchers and Jared Kushner at soccer matches, has secret back-channel, midnight conversations with the wanted war criminal Putin, and is the best friend the Chinese government ever had, set up with his very own office just steps away from the American people's White House oval office?

Serious questions to the MAGAs - and I am trying mightily to stifle a giggle fit while writing this - did you all really believe that Drumpf wanted to get back in the White House because he sincerely gives a flying shit about your interests, or the interests of your American cities, towns, and communities?

Did you truly think DonOld decided to run for POTUS a second time because he is sympathetic to your personal economic situation, or cares about people's jobs, or healthcare, or education, or childcare, or social security, or any of that shit?

Did you seriously believe he gave even a rat's ass of consideration about your conservative way of life, or your traditional conservative "values" whatever the Hell those may be these days (it's hard to tell based on MAGA's faith in a criminal and rapist) in making his determination to run for POTUS again?

And did you really, really, truly, honestly, seriously, and sincerely believe that Donald has converted to Christianity and now harbors the principles of love and mercy and forgiveness and charity of Jesus Christ in his heart, and has dedicated the remainder of his decrepit, debauched, criminal life to doing the Good Lord's works and deeds and bestowing acts of Christ-like benevolence on humanity?? . . . bwah-hahahahahaha . . . sorry, I couldn't hold back the giggle fit any longer, lol.

Oh my, oh my, oh my . . . such a terrible, Godawful betrayal coming Ma and Pa MAGAs way, and sad to say, they are the proverbial deer in the headlights.

 

 

--- TFG

 

49.9% Of the Popular Vote Total Isn't a "Mandate" to do Shit

Hate to be the bearer of unpleasant news to you Ma and Pa MAGA, but the simple, unadulterated reality, regardless of whether any of you acknowledge it or not, is that your dear leader DOES NOT have the authoritative "mandate" that he and his dishonest enablers claim he possesses.  It's just not the case.

Drumpf could not even break the 50% threshold of the national popular vote total in this past election:

 

Link: https://apnews.com/projects/election-results-2024/?office=P

 

49.9% is less than half for you stable MAGA math geniuses out there.

Drumpf's winning popular vote margin is the fourth smallest in more than 60 years of US presidential elections.

And that is why the Democrats have every fucking right in the world to oppose Drumpf's policies and do everything in their power to undermine his punitive political agenda, within constitutional confines - for now, and I for one sure hope they do just that.  The Democrats need to make it their duty to ensure that Drumpf is a failed POTUS again, just as he was in his first term.  They must not do anything that makes this second undeserved, unearned term in office a pleasant experience for the filthy old coup-plotting mobster.

 

---TFG

He's an Expert at Blowing Shit Up. Drumpf: "Hire Him!"

 

 

Link: 'It blew up': Social media mockery takes off as SpaceX rebrands midair explosion - Raw Story

 

The guy whose electric vehicles spontaneously burst into flames, and whose rocket ships keep exploding upon launch has been anointed by Drumpf to oversee and streamline government spending.

Rotflmao.

Good luck with that Ma and Pa MAGA.  Uncle Elmo has a special "rapid unscheduled economic disassembly" in store for all of you.

---TFG

MAGA Plans to "Repeal" America Back a Century: It Will Cost Americans Dearly

 

 

Link: https://pennsylvaniaindependent.com/politics/republicans-health-care-costs-inflation-reduction-act-repeal-scott-perry/

 

Hey Ma and Pa MAGA!  Remember when we libtards repeatedly warned you that if you re-elected Drumpf he would unleash MAGA monkey House mutts and his billionaire dogs of war on average Americans?  Well guess what - it's already started, and the sons of bitches haven't even officially come to power yet:

"Pennsylvania Republican U.S. Rep. Scott Perry and 15 other House Republicans have filed a bill to completely repeal the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022, President Joe Biden’s health care and clean energy infrastructure law. Repeal of the law would significantly increase costs for millions of American consumers.

The 2022 law, passed by Democratic majorities in Congress without a single Republican vote in favor, authorized $369 billion in energy and climate change infrastructure investments; capped out-of-pocket prescription drug and insulin costs for millions of older Americans; authorized the Medicare program to negotiate with pharmaceutical companies for lower prices on commonly used drugs; and provided funding to the Internal Revenue Service to modernize its operations and crack down on wealthy tax evaders.

On Jan. 1, an Inflation Reduction Act provision went into effect that limits out-of-pocket prescription drug copayments by Medicare Part D subscribers to just $2,000 annually. For nearly 19 million Americans, this will mean an average savings of $400 in 2025; those with the highest prescription drug costs will save an average of $2,500, according to a Department of Health and Human Services model."

 

Not only are they coming after your affordable insulin and affordable prescription meds, they are coming with chainsaws in hand for your Medicare and Medicaid, your Social Security, your unemployment benefits, your children's free public education, your Veteran's benefits, your quality of life, and much more.

Drumpf and his Billionaire Boys Club administration have their long knives out for essentially any program, or agency, or tax law that benefits and betters the lives of average, working, honest, taxpaying Americans.  

Why?  Because someone has to pay for the ginormous tax cuts that Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and the rest of the billionaire, tech broligarchs who Drumpf has appointed to key positions in his new "government" want for themselves.  Why do you think all three of those aforementioned wealth hoarders are sucking up to and groveling at the feet of the Orange Emperor right now?

But this is what you voted for Ma and Pa MAGA.  You essentially voted to harm yourselves because "eggs are expensive" and the "woke" idiocy.  Regrettably, it will be much too late before most of you realize and accept the reality of what your slavish vote for that degenerate individual has done not only to yourselves and our nation, but to the world at large.

--- TFG

It's Not Hegseth's Lies That are the Outrage, It's His Nomination

Link: Trump nominee's 'outrageous lie' before Senate singled out by MSNBC host - Raw Story 

 

If any of the Ma and Pa MAGAs out there have sons or daughters who are active US military or are considering joining the US military, this may or may not interest you.  It probably won't be of much interest to many, since most of these MAGA voters don't give a shit about anything but themselves anyway.

But in the event these MAGA folks haven't been paying attention, it appears that Donald Drumpf and the gutless, servile weasels in the Republican party are going to ram through DonOld's choice of Pete Hegseth to lead the nearly 3 million American men and women of the combined US armed forces in the position of US Secretary of Defense.

Yesterday's senate confirmation hearing for Hegseth highlighted just how fucking awful DonOld's choice of this guy for Defense secretary really is.  Hegseth is as equally awful as Drumpf nominating child sex-trafficker and prolific prostitute customer Matt Gaetz as head of the Department of Justice.

To put it quite bluntly - Drumpf nominated a C-grade Fox "news" talk show host, an individual who has a documented background of sexual misconduct, a background of familial betrayal (serial adultery), a background of alcohol abuse on the job, a background of cozying up to Nazi sympathizers and white nationalists, and a background of public dishonesty.

Think about this.  Drumpf is appointing a guy who failed to honor his pledged oaths to three wives to be faithful and true to them.  And now this person is going to be sworn in, on the bible no less, by a bunch of brazen Trumpublican hypocrites to be faithful to the United States of America, the American people, the US Constitution, and the men and women of the US armed forces.  Lol.  What a sad, bleak joke on the American people.

Anyone believing that Hegseth's tour of duty as US Secretary of Defense will be anything but an unmitigated disaster for the US military and our men and women in uniform is in deep fucking denial.

 

--- TFG