The Orange Lie Machine Is in Tip-top Condition

Lol, this guy is so full of shit.  He's got his own, super-duper secret, foreign airport landing system installed in his jet and that's why Elmo must be given free reign to come in and replace America's air traffic control system, which while not perfect, is certainly the best in the developed world?  Lol?  Really?  Apparently so.

But seriously, welcome to classic Drumpf.  Watch DonOld invent a crisis out of thin air and make a public scene of it, then run to tell the braindead MAGA faithful that the Democrats are to blame for making it worse and that ONLY he, the Great and Powerful Drumpf can fix it.  He will then dispatch his squadron of loyal carrier pigeons in the right wing media, like Fox "news," Breitbart, Newsmax, Elmo, etc. to spread the propaganda message far and wide among the cult through their disinformation mediums.  Later on, after some time passes, he will make an abrupt announcement that he, the Great and Powerful Drumpf has resolved the "crisis," even though no actions were taken.

 

 

He's just an immoral, dissembling old mobster.

 

 

---TFG

FOUND!! Authentic USAID Fraud! Arrest That Woman! . . . (snicker)

Link: https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/ivanka-trump-usaid-funds-report-34628711

 

Lol.

The hypocrisy from and phoniness of these MAGA cult freaks is quite simply off the charts.

President Elmo and his young band of incel bloodhounds decided to shut down the highly successful USAID program claiming without evidence that it is rife with fraud.  Yet here's some USAID fraud right in front of their stupid faces if they wish to investigate it.  But we all know that will not happen.  No, it's not because Ivanka is mafia princess to Drumpf's mafia Don, well, okay, that is one reason, but the real reason Elmo and his cyber moles want to eliminate USAID is because it has been successful in spreading the American ideals of freedom and democracy around the world as well as being an opportunity for US intel and military people to keep tabs on bad foreign actors who wish to do harm to America and Americans.

A little history of USAID:

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Agency_for_International_Development#Staffing

 

Oh, and btw, USAID is considered foreign aid and ALL US foreign aid COMBINED takes up LESS than 1% of the entire US federal budget.

So essentially, a little (in the big picture then and still today) program that was created 64 years ago under John F. Kennedy Jr. and which has survived unmolested all these years (hint: because they do mostly good work that benefits many, including Americans) under both Democratic and Republican administrations is suddenly a corruption ravaged organization that needs to be shut down immediately here in it's home country of the United States as well as around the world, and it's employees furloughed in one fell swoop all on the word of a Nazi-saluting, Ketamine junkie billionaire and his posse of incel cyber-hackers?  Get the fuck outta here.

These guys are going after USAID not because it's a corrupt program, they want to end it because it would very much please Xi Ping, Vladimir Putin and other right wing dictators who strongly view USAID as being against their dictatorial interests, and also because it is another opportunity to divert that funding toward more billionaire tax cuts and more right wing causes.

Drumpf and Elmo whacking USAID the way they did in the middle of the night on a Friday night is reminiscent of street mobsters rubbing out a rival and it reeks of classic banana Republican authoritarianism.  It is also another in an increasingly number of dictator-like moves that Drumpf and Elmo are perpetrating with their little fascist duopoly.

Thankfully, what remains of the un-corrupted US judiciary has already stepped in and put the kibosh on some of Drumpf's more egregious executive order moves so far, and there are already major lawsuits coming fast and furiously on this abrupt elimination of USAID that will hopefully tie up the orange felon in court for years.

But this is the idiocy were are going to be faced with for the next four years folks, sad to say.  And to think that we are only in week two of Mango Mussolini's new reign of assholery terror.  ffs... 😶

---TFG

 

MAGA Mission Statement: Defend The Felon-in-Chief at all Times and all Costs

So Drumpf nominates Pam Bondi for US Attorney General.  

Bondi is a long-time South Florida Drumpf toady and BFF who helped him to avoid more serious consequences for the 'Trump University' pyramid scheme scandal that he was busted and ended up paying a $25 million fine for.  Bondi, like Drumpf's other cabinet and admin nominees, is wholly unqualified for the job of course, and was only nominated for the position because she has a proven track record of fellating Drumpf publicly and helping him to escape accountability for his unethical behavior.

Bondi's nomination then gets approved by the timorous Republican eunuchs in the Senate along with help from a few gutless Democrats after she promised in her confirmation hearing to NOT use the DOJ as DonOld's personal vengeance apparatus and coverup agency.

And true to form, What is the first order of business that Bondi attends to on day one of her new AG duties?  If you guessed whitewashing Drumpf's crimes and persecuting the people who rightly attempted to hold him legally accountable for those crimes, give yourself a pat on the back:

 

Link: https://abcnews.go.com/US/bondi-new-ag-launches-weaponization-working-group-review/story?id=118501463

Ma and Pa MAGA voters, try as they might, will NEVER, EVER live down the fact that they willfully and knowingly elected a common criminal thug and a serial sex assaulter and raper of women to the US presidency.  That will be their one and only, lasting legacy.

---TFG

. . . Then they came For our kid's Education, And there was no one left To speak out for Education . . .

I don't want to hear a fucking peep out of any of you Drumpf voters when the DOGE stormtroopers come for the public schools and educators in your communities.  Not a goddamn word.

 

"Donald Trump told reporters that in order to be successful as secretary of education, nominee Linda McMahon will have to destroy the very department she has been named to lead.

After news broke on Monday that Trump was preparing to sign an executive order that would try to dismantle the Department of Education, the president was asked at a Tuesday press conference about what the plan means for McMahon, whose confirmation process has stalled."

Link: https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-gives-education-secretary-nominee-linda-mcmahon-marching-orders-to-destroy-department/

For people like DonOld and Elmo, it is easier to destroy things than to fix them, and that is the one and only approach that Drumpf and his cabal of MAGA capos intend to take to every corner of OUR United States government.  They are going to harm a lot of Americans in the process and they do not care about it.

I hate to sound like a broken record, but this IS what you voted for Ma and Pa MAGA.  You may not have known it the day you cast your ballot for the orange menace, but your personal ignorance is no excuse for the pain and misery you have unleashed on your fellow citizens.

---TFG

Our POTUS Went to the Middle East and All We Got Was This Lousy Pogrom T-shirt

It's nice to see that DonOld's dementia-ravaged attention span is focused like a laser beam on lowering the price of MAGA's eggs and groceries:

 

"TEL AVIV, Israel — President Trump floated two bombshell ideas Tuesday about Gaza that has Palestinians, Israelis, and the wider Middle East scrambling.

The first: that the U.S. would take over the territory. "The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip," Trump said in a White House press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "We'll own it...We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal...the Riviera of the Middle East.""

Link: https://www.npr.org/2025/02/05/nx-s1-5287576/trump-gaza-takeover

 

DonOld wants to do something "phenomenal."  Using Ma and Pa MAGAs tax dollars, El Generalissimo Presidente Magnifico is proposing that the United States "take over" Gaza, "relocate" it's population, and transform it into the "Riviera of the Middle East."

Question for Ma and Pa MAGA voters.  Is ethnically cleansing Gaza of its two million inhabitants and converting it to a US-run proxy territory that will serve as a luxury resort destination and playground for the wealthy and powerful what you voted for?

How would the US taking over Gaza and evicting it's two million citizens reduce the price of your American eggs?  How does it stabilize gas prices at the pump?  How does it make the US postal service deliver your mail in a more timely and efficient manner?  How does it bring down the cost of housing?  How does it create US-based jobs?  How does it lower healthcare and drug prescription costs?  How does it strengthen and preserve Social Security and Medicare?  How does it make the US a respected super-power and democracy?

The answer of course is that it does absolutely none of those things because it was not designed to do any of those things.  The sole reason for Drumpf to blurt out this asinine proposal is because he's an incompetent, ignorant as a box of rocks fucking buffoon who is never thinking about anything other than what benefits himself and enriches his own wealth and the wealth of his cronies.

This is who you voted for Ma and Pa MAGA.  You voted for a person who could not give less of a shit about you and whatever your sad little MAGA plights, complaints, concerns, and wishes are.

---TFG

Reichsmarschall Musk Lets His Fascism Freak Flag Fly

Show of hands of those who voted for Leon Musk for President of the United States of America this past November 5th?:

 

 

Yeah, that's what I figured.

😶

So who in the hell can explain this then?:

 

Link: 'This is a five-alarm fire': Experts pounce on Musk's new 'grave national security threat' - Raw Story

 

Leon has been granted the power to arrest people??  The fuck you say!

Is this what you voted for Ma and Pa MAGA?  If so, I do so pity you poor bastards for what's to come.

 

 

---TFG

 

"Canada, our Cherished 51st State" - Wonder How Canadians Feel About That?

Siri - show me someone who not only doesn't know a fucking thing about how the world economy works, but also is barking mad unhinged:

Of course, it's always important to thank the Ma and Pa MAGA voters for foisting this incompetent, demented pile of human shit on us as a leader.

The damn fools.

---TFG

♫ ♫ O Canada! O Canada! We stand on guard for thee... ♫♫

I sincerely hope Drumpf voters are paying attention to this shit.  Because when the economic shitstorm of Drumpf's tariff foolishness slams in to their personal lives, the very last fucking thing I want to hear from them is, "but how could we have known?"

 

 

 

 --- TFG

 

There's a New Viral Bug in the System: StuXnut Elmo

How this helps to lower the cost of Ma and Pa MAGA's eggs is a mystery to me:

Link: https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-elon-musk-doge-treasury-5e26cc80fcb766981cea56afd57ae759

I wonder how long it will take for these Drumpf supporters to wake up and smell their burnt Starbucks coffee and realize that giving Elmo and his squadron of NDA tongue-tied, H-1B1 IT moles carte blanche access to the financial data of just about every single voter in this country is a terrible, no good, horrible fucking idea?

 

 

---TFG

To Pay for Musk's Tax Cuts, Trumpublicans Float Plan to Fuck Over the Poor and Working Class

Link: https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-tax-cuts-congress-republicans-plan-slash-benefits

 

Just wait until these purposely cruel slash and burn assaults on American's earned benefits and entitlement programs by President Musk and the Trumpublicans in Congress start trickling down into the communities where Ma and Pa MAGA live, and eventually into their own households.  It's kind of morbidly cute that they think none of this shit is going to impact their own lives in any way.

 

---TFG