The Bond villain Wonder Twins of Elmo Muskrat and Vivid Ramennoodleslurper have published their 'DOGE' roadmap for improving government "efficiency":
Link: https://bsky.app/profile/jeffstein.bsky.social/post/3lbg4uycqlc2r
This will not end well for millions of American citizens. Let's review and allow me to translate some of these numbered wish list items for you:
1) Translation: install compliant lackeys and yes men in key positions within all US agencies to facilitate their takeover and transformation into loyalty hubs that will do DonOld Drumpf's bidding on whatever he wants.
2) Translation: use those installed lackeys and yes men to eliminate as many government regulations as possible.
3) Translation: decimate the federal workforce so that government agencies cannot function and serve the American public with any level of competency or 'efficiency.' Just like Elmo did with Twitter. He turned a perfectly functioning social media platform into a shit-stain covered hellhole that is crawling with bots, trolls, racists, Nazis, women-haters, sleazy advertisers, and fascism promoters, and the platform is now only worth around $9 billion which is considerably less than the $44 billion Elmo paid for it. How's that for "Efficiency?"
4) Translation: see item #3.
5) Translation: they are coming for your Social Security, your Medicare and Medicaid, your VA benefits, your federal unemployment insurance, your health care, your quality of life. Give them time and enough unchecked power and they will get it, they will get it all.
6) Translation: see item #7.
7) Translation: fascist authoritarianism.
--- TFG
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