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Apparently the Flying Monkey Brigades are having their annual Bark at The Moon Hoedown in Washington starting today and ending Saturday, March 8th.
The Gadfly typically only pays attention to this freak show because usually by the end of day 2, the whole shebang has evolved in to the equivalent of just a bunch of chimps digging gobs of fresh, steamy poop out of their sphincters and flinging it at the onlookers (the mainstream media and car wreck voyeurs like The Gadfly).
But this year, on day one, good ol' Wayne LaPierre of the NRA - he who is of the belief that if only a couple of the toddlers at Sandy Hook elementary had been packing heat that fateful day, baby Jeebus would have wept at the scene of them putting the Dirty Harry lead blitzkrieg on Adam Lanza as he Rambo-style bum rushed the 1st grader's classroom.
Oh - yeah - that fucking douchebag.
Here's ol' Wayne pissing a hole in his Fruit of The Looms in abject fear of dark shadows, creaky stairs noises, rustling in the bushes and the whispering voices in his fevered imagination -- all in an attempt to justify to the Borg attendees in The Hive that all of these fears are why every 'Murrikan should be walking around their Mayberry neighborhoods with an AR-15 slung over their shoulder just in case your neighborhood Barney Fife finally psychologically snaps and goes on a rampage with his shaky pistol and single bullet:
"All across America, everywhere I go, people come up to me, and they say, 'Wayne, I've never been worried about this country until now.' And they say it not with anger, but they say it with sadness in their eyes. 'I've never been worried about this country until now.' We're worried about the economic crisis choking our budgets and shrinking our retirement, we're worried about providing decent healthcare and a college education for our own children. We fear for the safety of our families. It's why neighborhood streets that were once filled with bicycles and skateboards and laughter in the air now sit empty and silent. In virtually every way, for the things we care about most, we feel profound loss. We're sad, not because we fear something is going wrong, but because we know something already has gone wrong."http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/03/06/five-laughably-paranoid-claims-from-nras-wayne/198385
Let us take and drive-by analyze Gomer LaPierre's tremulous fears one by one - shall we?:
1. "All across America, everywhere I go, people come up to me, and they say, 'Wayne, I've never been worried about this country until now.'"
REJOINDER: The reason why these people are telling Wayne that they have "never been worried about this country until now," is because they are the same fucking 24% brain-dead losers who thought that George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and the GOP left the country in better shape than it was from the guy whom they inherited it from. And only "now" are they worried about their country? Hmmm - and what exactly has occurred in the past 5 years that would be suddenly causing such consternation among these people? If your answer is that there is now a dirty, Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist, Terrorist-appeasing Nigger in the people's "White" House -- give yourself a smiley face sticker.
2. "We're worried about the economic crisis choking our budgets and shrinking our retirement..."
REJOINDER: Bill Clinton left a $230 billion surplus for the incoming Republicans in 2001. Bush and Cheney, aided by 6 of 8 years of the GOP controlling all three branches of government, spent that surplus like drunken sailors on a weekend of shore leave in the red light section of Hong Kong. They gave most of the up front portion away to their wealthy friends in generous tax cuts, while the middle class barely even got to lick the bottom of the pie pan after the pie had been devoured by the Mitt Romney crowd. They then passed an ill-advised, extremely costly Medicare Part D drug prescription plan which was also put on the nation's credit card. Afterwards they then started two costly, totally unnecessary ground wars in the Middle East, which was also put on the taxpayer credit card. And finally, they initiated the TARP bailout of Wall Street which they also slapped on to the American people's plastic money account. And the people Wayne LaPierre has been talking to have the nerve to claim that only just "now" are they worried about the economy and how it is affecting them? If so - The Gadfly would postulate that Wayne LaPierre must be deliberately seeking out Fox "News" viewing shut-ins who are such low-information bozos that they still routinely flip through their TV Guides looking for information on new upcoming episodes of 'Happy Days.'
3. "We're worried about providing decent healthcare and a college education for our own children..."
REJOINDER: Healthcare? Are you fucking shitting The Gadfly?? From the people whose party this coming week will be attempting (and miserably failing) for the 50th time a repeal of the Affordable Care Act? Really?? And as far as education goes. The Gadfly is aware of only one political party in this country that is doing everything in it's power to destroy America's once world class public education system and hand over the responsibility of educating our children to a bunch of free-market con artist grifters and religious whackaloons who think humans rode around on dinosaurs just like The Flintstones.
4. "We fear for the safety of our families. It's why neighborhood streets that were once filled with bicycles and skateboards and laughter in the air now sit empty and silent."
REJOINDER: Hmmm -- hey Wayne! The Gadfly thinks this one is right up your fucking alley pal. The Gadfly would suggest to the "people" bemoaning this situation to talk to the assholes who have been working day and night for the past four decades to gut every meaningful gun control law in this country and made it so easy to purchase a firearm that any crackpot with the most childish and senseless of grudges can go on Facebook and in 15 minutes purchase the killing device of his choice. When one of you dumb asses can cogently and lucidly explain precisely how it is that having every loose-nut, AM hate radio listening to, Fox News addicted to numbskull in your neighborhood, who is a one-man combat unit armed to the teeth, makes for an ideal leisure and playtime environment for your children, The Gadfly is all fucking ears man.
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The Gadfly is simply fuck and sick of these "people" that are supposedly whining to Wayne LaPierre about how worried they are over the state of their country only "now." Especially considering the fact that all of the available and documented evidence indicates that the politicians who clearly should be assigned the majority of blame for the fucked up world of shit we find ourselves currently in, are the same asshat politicians that these Wayne LaPierre "people" continue to vote in to office over and over and over again. And as such, the teary-eyed cries of "woe is us" of these "people" does not emotionally move The Gadfly at all -- in fact they only provoke The Gadfly to want to tell these "people" to go pound coarse sand in their nether regions.
----TFG
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