Lord knows that the Democratic party has it's fair share of useless politicians, and likely a handful of institutionally corrupt ones as well.
But when it comes to cornering the market on some of the most loathsome -- loathsome as in The Gadfly gags at the thought of having to share oxygen on this planet with them -- and hideous human beings on the planet as your political party's representatives, that accolade goes hands down to the Republicans.
Observe:
Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) has a recommendation for cleaning your gun: liberal tears.
Stockman, who's a longshot candidate running in the Republican primary against Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), tweeted out a picture of a gun with a spray can that read "liberal tears." The text with the picture read: "the best gun lubricant."
The best gun lubricant around. (HT @LolaGOP) pic.twitter.com/CkjOpBsWfl
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) December 30, 2013
Yes -- the best way to clean a gun is with liberal tears. No doubt the kind of liberal tears that streamed forth from the eyes of those liberal, east coast, Sandy Hook parents who had to identify the shredded and exploded corpses of their first grade babies whom they had routinely dropped off at school one day, never contemplating the thought that the lunacy of random gun violence would destroy their lives for just being in the right place at the wrong time.
If Steve Stockman were standing in front of The Gadfly at this very moment, The liberal Gadfly would show some of those liberal tears to Mr. Stockman. Oh - not tears of sadness at knowing that morons like Mr. Stockman have monopolized the gun control debate in this country, but tears of joy at watching Mr. Stockman writhe in agony on the floor after The Gadfly has planted the steel toe of his size 10 motorcycle boot directly to his putrid, shriveled scrotum sac.
Honestly -- what DNA strand has been so horribly deformed in these people's hereditary genome that makes their brains function so defectively?
What is even sadder about all of this is that this fuckhead, with statements like that one, will probably win election as a result -- which as it should be noted -- will be nothing more than a direct reflection on the moral character of the people of Texas who vote for him.
If 2014 is going to be a year of good tidings at all, it starts with ensuring that soulless, cowardly sons of bitches like Steve Stockman never see the interior halls of the Senate Chamber as one of it's elected members.
----TFG
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