Diplomacy by Drunken Brawling, MAGA Style

How else could Drumpf's clown college administration embarrass the US and the American people, one might ask?

Let us count the ways, shall we?

And here is as good a place as any to commence that countdown.

Less than two weeks after Drumpf Defense Secretary and others in his administration were busted using an unsecure chat platform to discuss highly sensitive US military intel and mistakenly invited an Atlantic reported into their chat, here is one of Marco Rubio's handpicked staff getting arrested in a host country for starting a brawl at the hotel he was staying at after hotel staff refused to open the bar for him.

These MAGA people are just a bunch of morally reprehensible clowns.  The whole fucking sordid lot of them, and you get the clown government you vote for folks.

Link: Marco Rubio’s Security Detail Boss Arrested After Alleged Hotel Brawl

What a joke.

---TFG

HAIL TO THE THIEF! Our Beloved Commander-in-Thief

 Wait?  Wut?... lololololol...

Link: Trump Plans $92 Million Military Parade—Honoring Himself | The New Republic

You know which other world leaders are in the habit of putting on gaudy $100 million, taxpayer-funded military parades as a birthday gift honoring themselves?

Well I can think of three right off the top of my head, and of course that would be the leaders of Russia, North Korea, and China.

But forget about the colossal waste of taxpayer money and misuse of our military resources for such a stupidly conjured up vanity event.  That is not the worst of it.

No, what's really fucking galling is the fact that this is a guy who conspired with his father and a business acquaintance foot doctor of his father to write up a bogus medical diagnosis of "bone spurs" for poor, young DonOld deferring him from the Vietnam war draft.  He's also a guy who who has repeatedly insulted and disrespected American veterans and active duty military people in this country over the years.  Draft Dodger DonOld has gone to great lengths to show his disdain for our military and it is nothing short of vomit-inducing appalling that he is truly going to go and throw himself a goddamn authoritarian, strongman military parade in our nation's capitol, just as his heroes Putin and Kim do, to honor his own rancid fucking birth date.

God help us all if we're to survive as a free country with this banana republican, tinhorn dictator lunatic in charge.

---TFG

Drumpf Voters "Shocked" Pet Leopard Ate Their Faces!

I have seen no evidence of this:

Link: https://newrepublic.com/article/193656/disaster-trump-voters-suddenly-realize-badly-screwed

Other than a few of the wealthy elite MAGAs, who are on the verge of losing their asses by Drumpf crashing the world stock markets, I have seen no sign whatsoever that the rank and file Ma and Pa MAGA voter has soured on their orange lord and savior - yet.  They are still as much in thrall to the filthy old raping mobster as they always have been, and as all followers have been with the leaders of their respective cults since the dawn of time.

---TFG

It Can Not be Stated Any Clearer Than This:

Every fucking word in blinding neon signage of what Stonekettle says here:

Link: https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3llzhp5hyh22w

---TFG

FDR Saved America With His "New Deal." Drumpf Slays America With His "Raw Deal."

Because those billionaire tax cuts and billion dollar SpaceX contracts aren't going to pay for themselves, you know?

We have arrived at the stealing food from America's elderly to fund proposed billionaire tax cuts phase of Drumpf's rancid, illegitimate regime.

Drumpf voters think this shit, these massive, one fell swoop federal job cuts, agency closures and shutdowns, program funding cancellations, providing he gets away with it which it looks like he will, aren't going to affect them, or affect their communities.  Boy are they in for a rude and painful awakening.

Link: Aging, disability and poverty-fighting agencies gutted amid HHS layoffs : Shots - Health News : NPR

You know what fucking irks the living shit out of me?  Biden's long-term economic vision had all of the helpful and successful government programs like 'Meals on Wheels' adequately funded while also reducing the deficit.  And while yes, it did involve taxing guys like Elmo, Zuckerterd, Bezos, and Soros a little bit more, the fact of the matter is that it was working and the economy was steadily improving when he left office.  And it would have kept working for the good of the most people in this country if Orange Mussolini hadn't regained power and unceremoniously pulled the plug on the surging success of Biden's economic policies.

Tellingly here, the solution of Elmo and Drumpf have employed is to essentially just defund it ALL, and let the law of the jungle prevail. Sink or swim bitches!  That's their message to middle America.  It's their message to farmers.  It's their message to small business owners.  It's their message to educators and decent, honorable public servants.  It's their message to good, hard-working people who are just struggling to keep roofs over their heads, their kids clothed, and food on the table.  All of which prompts me to ask the MAGAs how it can be that the indiscriminate, slash and burn governing policies of Drumpf and Elmo align so seamlessly with their cherished "pro-life" views?

The way I see it is that if these bastards can fund more of Elmo's wasteful government contracts, then they sure as hell can adequately fund a program to help grandma and grandpa and the disabled NOT starve to fucking death.

---TFG

Drumpf's Economy is Just a Shitty Knock-Off of Putin's Russian Economy

The sonofabitch took a perfectly good, steadily recovering economy from Joe Biden and in less than three months in office he has that economy on the verge of crashing and burning not just here, but world-wide, all because of his stupid, stupid, stupid, childishly stupid fucking obsession with tariffs.

Keep a close eye on your 401k accounts folks, it's going to be a bloodbath for the average American investor and saver.

Link: Stock market rout deepens as Dow plunges more than 2,200 points and Nasdaq enters bear market - CBS News

This is Drumpf's economy now.  It's MAGA's economy now.  They own every bit of what happens from here on out.  Let's not forget it when it comes time to hold people accountable for the national economic disaster looming ahead.

---TFG

Losing All Your Money "Means Nothing" Says Millionaire MAGA Apparatchik

Sadly, these are the kind of MAGA charlatans and fraudsters who have Drumpf's half-shot-off ear on the subject of managing the American economy.

Benny Johnson is a right-wing grifter and opportunist who has made a multi-millionaire living off of pimping fascist propaganda on social media sites.  He is also incidentally, someone who took in at least $10 million in income from Russia in 2024 while helping promote MAGA and Drumpf in the 2024 election.

Here is Benny literally telling you MAGA dolts that you should be happy that your dear leader is crashing the US economy, as well as your financial well-being and your morally destitute American dreams, and that you should be praise-Jesus happy about it.

Do yourselves a huge favor folks - stop listening to these fucking rightwing assclowns.  Stop patronizing their grifting, bullshitting social media accounts.  Stop believing the disinforming nonsense and hateful messaging that they spew incessantly into our public discourse.

Tune them out, and for those who have truly seen the light about who and what the Benny Johnsons of this world are, tell these America-hating pricks to go fuck themselves too.

Link: https://bsky.app/profile/thesgtjoker.bsky.social/post/3llza33hnbk2n

---TFG

What "Words" Could Possibly Atone For Drumpf's Disgrace?

"No words?"

We'll I have some words.

Seriously - who is authentically shocked that Drumpf would rather hang out and play golf with his bonesaw murdering, Saudi oil sheikh "business partner" buddies at his Florida porn resort than perform his fucking duty as an American POTUS and Commander-in-Chief?  

One of those duties, which Joe Biden or Barack Obama never failed at incidentally, is to show some solemn dignity and sincere respect to not only our fallen soldiers, but also to their families and friends, comrades, and to our military personnel in general by being available to receive the remains of fallen US soldiers being returned to America after having lost their lives abroad in service to their country.

I mean . . . and it infuriates me to no end that I even have to ask this question, but . . . is it really such a hard fucking thing to ask of this golf-playing, social media tweeting, draft-dodging pile of orange shit posing as a President, ffs? 😡

Link: https://www.rawstory.com/lithuania/

"President Donald Trump created an uproar Thursday evening after reports emerged that he would skip the dignified transfer of the four U.S. soldiers who died in Lithuania for a golf event.

NBC News reported that Trump would not be present when the fallen soldiers arrive at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware after they were killed when their vehicle sank during a training exercise last month. Instead, he’ll be several hundred miles away at his Doral golf course in Miami, taking part in a LIV Golf dinner reception.

The president attending a golf tournament over the dignified transfer of the U.S. military members shocked – and angered — critics."

It goes without saying that those Americans who continue to defend him and yet publicly proclaim their "support for the troops" are just plain out and out shameless hypocrites.

---TFG

DonOld Drumpf: Champion of Horrible Humans the World Over

Drumpf once again comes to the defense of a criminal.  Apparently it's one of his favorite leisure activities.

Marine Le Pen, France's female version of Drumpf, was unanimously convicted by a jury of her French countrymen for criminal acts, not at all unlike how Drumpf himself was unanimously convicted by a jury of his fellow Americans for his criminal acts.

As with his own criminal conviction, DonOld and his screeching MAGA toadies are crying "witch hunt" in Le Pen's case.  Don't these MAGA choads ever tire of crying and blubbering over perceived and manufactured right-wing persecution?  My God these people are such wearying fucking whiners.

But anyway, it really does say something about Drumpf's own personal integrity that he continues to champion con artists and crooks like Le Pen while shitting on people who are more decent and honorable than he or his brainless, dickless supporters could ever hope to be.

Link: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/trump-offers-support-french-far-right-leader-le-pen-after-her-conviction-2025-04-04/

---TFG

The American Dream Gets Laid Off by Drumpf and Elmo

If you were wondering how and why the Drumpf/MAGA candidate for the open state Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin got the shit kicked out of them the other night in that state-wide election, this is why:

Link: https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/economy/us-jobs-report-preview-march-doge-layoffs/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blueskyCNN&utm_content=2025-04-03T11:43:16

This past month, the United States saw the third-highest number of worker layoffs occur in the recorded history of the nation.  80% of those job cuts came at the order of Elon's DOGE committee.  And all of this has occured before yesterday's big announcement of Drumpf's disastrous tariffs plan which is certain to destroy even more American jobs and will be one of the largest ever direct tax hikes on American workers and consumers.

The people who voted for and continue to support Drumpf are going to become accessories to his crime of murdering the American dream.

---TFG