♫ Well She Was Just 17, If You Know What I Mean . . . ♫

Congratulations Drumpf voters.  This is the very best, the cream of the crop, the most honest, the most decent, the most trustworthy, the most admirable candidate that Donald Drumpf could come up with to put in the position of the highest law enforcement officer in the country.

Link: Federal Inquiry Traced Matt Gaetz’s Venmo Payments to Women - The New York Times

Drumpf's choice for Attorney General apparently is a frequent customer of prostitutes and a statutory rapist.

Lol.  I just can't . . .

Wait until the details about DonOld's Defense Secretary choice Pete Hegseth's sordid sexual sinner past comes into clearer focus, specifically the 2017 sexual assault/rape? accusation where he essentially paid hush money to his female victim to keep her mouth shut (NDA).

And don't even fucking get me started on his supremely, comically unqualified tv/celebrity picks for HHS and Education.

Ffs, this country is so fucked, it's not funny.

--- TFG

 

Not All MAGA are Evangelicals, But Nearly All Evangelicals are MAGA

Link: Oklahoma education chief vows to 'absolutely' penalize schools not showing Trump prayer - Raw Story

 

You know who else "penalizes" schools that fail to push and proselytize their warped version of their chosen religion on young impressionable children's minds?

The fucking Taliban, that's who.  The Taliban blow those schools up that don't comply with their religious edicts.  They burn them down, they kill the teachers, they "penalize" those schools, if you will.

And that is where this country is headed if these evangelical, Drumpf-worshiping nut cases like this impertinent, narcissistic affront to Christianity asshat in Oklahoma are ever given free reign to govern over all of us with impunity.

--- TFG

The Secretary of Idiocracy Edjumication

Take a good long look at Linda McMahon, the person Drumpf nominated to be Secretary of the US Education Department and essentially the person overseeing the learning success of the nearly 50 million US kids enrolled in the US public education system and the educators tasked with teaching them:

Oh, it's probably important to note that this woman is also currently embroiled in two personal scandals, one involving her own role in the covering up of sexual abuse of WWE ring boy employees, and the other involving an investigation into her husband's alleged sex-trafficking:

Link: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-linda-mcmahon-education-secretary-wwe-lawsuit-1235173119/

Link:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_McMahon_sex_trafficking_scandal

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So let's take quick stock of where we are at with Drumpf's cabinet choices shall we?:

Attorney General: a suspected child rapist and sex trafficker who begged Drumpf for a pardon after Jan 6

Secretary of Defense: a weekend Fox "news" tv show co-host who has a documented history of serial adultery who paid a woman hush money to keep her mouth shut about a 2017 sexual assault, and who has expressed sympathy for White Nationalist causes and ideals (hint: Nazism)

Secretary of State: a Cuban immigrant 'anchor baby' who once accurately called his new boss a "con artist"

Department of National Intelligence: a Putin/Kremlin asset and everyone but she herself knows it

Department of Health & Human Services: a conspiracy nut, documented serial adulterer, an animal necrophiliac obsessed weirdo who is anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, anti-science, and wants to completely halt all medical research on ALL diseases for 8 years

Department of Homeland Security: a confessed puppy killer, adulteress, Covid super spreader, and person who thinks Texas was one of the original 13 colonies

Center for Medicare and Medicaid Chief: a vitamin supplement peddling tv doctor who once claimed to have drank his own urine and who at the height of Covid's deadliness in April 2020, publicly suggested the Covid deaths of three percent more Americans (around 8-9 million) was an acceptable trade-off to have public schools re-opened for classes.

Department of Government Efficiency (not a real cabinet position - they made it up: a Bond villain, megalomaniac billionaire who blows up $500 million dollar rockets for fun and who paid $44 billion for a social media platform that was only valued at $12 billion just so he could ruin it as revenge against his detractors, and a millionaire Indian immigrant 'anchor baby' who as CEO of a biomed company bailed out with $37 million in cash just before it went bankrupt leaving his investors and employees holding the bag

This is what you asked for MAGA.  Now you're going to get it.  Boy are you all ever going to get it, lol.

--- TFG

The Coming Wally World Economic Crash of 2025

Ma and Pa MAGA have no clue as to the explosives-laden economic freight train headed their way.

Can't say much sympathy for them will abound from these quarters when their Drumpf-induced economic pain and suffering are well under way.

Link: Walmart issues dire warning to customers about prices | Daily Mail Online

 

--- TFG

 

 

In All Dictatorships - One Man, And One Man Only is Always Above the Law

Teddy Roosevelt's iconic and patriotic words now ring as hollow as the interior of your average MAGA voter's skull:

 

 Link: Why do we say No man is above the law?

"Obedience to the law is demanded as a right; not asked as a favor."

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Fast forward - America 2024.  One man is above the law.  And around half of our nation's voters just validated his King-like status.  Actually, it's less than half according to the latest vote count which has Drumpf winning only 49.93% of the national vote tally and it will probably officially in the end be less than that.  And with a compliant SCOTUS practically handing the keys to the immunity kingdom over to this dirty old, raping mobster and his House of Horrors cabinet choices, all bets are off as to what fate awaits democracy and the 'American Experiment.'

DonOld the thug has gotten away with everything so far.  Sadly, with Russian election interference assistance similar to 2016, and the no limits ATM machine provided by a Bond villain, billionaire carpetbagger from South Africa, the raping, felonious pig has taken up to squatting in the American people's White House once more.  

The first time around Don the Con only got a million+ of his fellow Americans killed with his criminally negligent handling of the nation's response to a global pandemic.  He left Joe Biden a deepening recession and a still Covid-ravaged economy and populace to deal with, not to mention two impeachments and a faileed coup attempt.  

And here's the thing, all these MAGAts can can say whatever the fuck they want about Biden's politics, but the simple, reality-based truth of the matter was that he inherited high job losses, high unemployment, an economy entering recession, empty store shelves, Covid still rampant, and managed to pull us out of it in three short years to the point that America's economy is the strongest in the industrialized, post-Covid world and our inflation rate is the lowest.  Joe Biden and Kamala Harris had a lot of turbulent shit on their plate to deal with when entering the White House, and most of that shit was was deposited on that plate by that incontinent orangutan posing as a human being and statesman.  But like the serious adults they are, Biden/Harris dealt with it, and delegated tasks to competent people to help them navigate America back on to the path to national economic recovery and slowly returning prosperity, and that is where our nation was at at the beginning of this month.

And now, less than half of the voters in the country have made the decision for ALL OF US that this supremely amoral, unfit person (he's not worthy of being called a 'man') who in his very own words has promised to govern the United States of America as a "dictator" should be given all the powers inherent, and then some, of the US Presidency.  For those of you who for whatever reason are unable to grasp the enormity of an American President making such a statement about wanting to rule over the US as a dictator, run these names through your head and have another go at it, mkay?:

God only knows how many more Americans will be victims of this newly anointed, clown college, bad reality TV show dictatorship.

And it goes without saying that if Teddy Roosevelt were here today, he would be no friend or compatriot of Donald Trump, and would be appalled by the rise of MAGA - of that I am 1000% fucking certain.

--- TFG

The Don and Elonia Honeymoon is Under Way...

I can't wait for these two fascist lovebirds to have a falling out.  Word is that most of the traditional eunuchs and hacks who Drumpf surrounds himself with are already jealous of Elonia's elbowing his way into their little banana boat regime and bossing his way around.

But hey, Elmo spent $200 million of his own money (that we know of) to buy Drumpf the White House and save the ass of MAGA's savior from prison so I'm sure he's looking to get his pound of flesh out of the deal.  And make no mistake about it, he will get it, at the expense of the American people and their government.  And believe me, with Drumpf and Elmo, this truly is a deal, a sleazy, disreputable, unscrupulous "business" deal and it's a foregone conclusion that basic decency, the rule of law, and democracy are considered acceptable collateral damage to them as their unholy deal unfolds.

 

 

Sadly, like deer caught in the headlights, the Ma and Pa MAGA voters have yet to feel the real fruits of their foolish Nov. 5th electoral labor.  But we all know that cannot last.  Drumpf's tariffs alone which he wants to do on day one, will break the economic backs of most of the working poor in this country, squeeze the middle class even more, devastate farmers just as it did the first time he did it, and trigger a return to DonOld's post-Covid inflation.

If DonOld succeeds with his 'Project 2025' governing plan, I guarantee you the economic fallout will wipe the presently laughing smirks off a lot of MAGA faces real quick.

The day will come when the effects of the new world order borne of the consummation of Donald and Elonia's incestuous union will be upon us all before you know it.  The consequences of these two fornicating is sure to be wide and unsparing to many (unless you're friends of DonOld or Elmo).  I have to say quite frankly though, that the howls of indignant outrage that are certain to emanate from some of these poor Ma and Pa MAGA folks are going to be both epic and comforting to my ears.

 

 

--- TFG

The Days of Dishonor Yet to Come...

It's more than just this.  It will also entail reconciling the loss of respect for and faith in friends and family members who went along with this criminal usurper's agenda.

It will not be easily forgotten.

 

 

 

Liz Cheney warned everyone and anyone who would listen:

---TFG

They Aren't Hiding Their Intentions. Time to Prepare For The Worst.

I would advise my MAGA friends and relatives to prepare themselves for the coming transformation of their country into a Putin-style, authoritarian banana republic, replete with civil conflict and massive protests in communities across the country that are likely to erupt in opposition to Drumpf's skullduggery.

Drumpf and his people are already jizzing in their shorts at the prospect of using the brute force of the American military to shoot down and crush anyone who gets in their way.

What's that you say?  You don't believe it?

Perhaps you will believe it if it came straight from Daddy Drumpf's Truth Social account himself?

Well, here you go:

Always take the word of fascists at face value when they are threatening violence.  It's the one thing their word can be trusted for.

 

 

---TFG

They Told You Who They Were and What Their Agenda Was. Should've Believed Them...

The mob boss and his hit men are just getting warmed up and Ma and Pa MAGA are blissfully oblivious of the freight train of economic hurt that is headed right for them.

They're coming for your overtime pay to take it away.  They're coming for your medical insurance.  They're coming for your pensions.  They're coming for your unemployment benefits.  They're coming for your social security.  They're coming for your Medicare and Medicaid.

They're coming for your economic security.

Daddy Drumpf and his new First Lady Elonia, along with their adopted bastard step-child Vivek Ramaswamy believe Americans must economically suffer for a few years to fix what they believe is wrong with America.  If the MAGAts believe the economic terrorism that Drumpf and his friends are about to unleash won't touch them or their households, they are beyond delusional, they are technically brain-dead.

Enjoy the pain to come.

 

 

--- TFG

The Real White Housewife of DC

 

Congratulations go out to Drumpf voters who have managed to put the loveliest couple back in the White House.

And isn't Elonia looking ravishing these days?  It's going to be four years - or more - of these two lovebirds gracing the hallowed halls of our American White House.

I can't wait for Elonia to finish her work redesigning Jackie Kennedy's rose garden.  It will be splendid, no doubt.  

 

--- TFG