DonOld Drumpf: Champion of Horrible Humans the World Over

Drumpf once again comes to the defense of a criminal.  Apparently it's one of his favorite leisure activities.

Marine Le Pen, France's female version of Drumpf, was unanimously convicted by a jury of her French countrymen for criminal acts, not at all unlike how Drumpf himself was unanimously convicted by a jury of his fellow Americans for his criminal acts.

As with his own criminal conviction, DonOld and his screeching MAGA toadies are crying "witch hunt" in Le Pen's case.  Don't these MAGA choads ever tire of crying and blubbering over perceived and manufactured right-wing persecution?  My God these people are such wearying fucking whiners.

But anyway, it really does say something about Drumpf's own personal integrity that he continues to champion con artists and crooks like Le Pen while shitting on people who are more decent and honorable than he or his brainless, dickless supporters could ever hope to be.

Link: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/trump-offers-support-french-far-right-leader-le-pen-after-her-conviction-2025-04-04/

---TFG

The American Dream Gets Laid Off by Drumpf and Elmo

If you were wondering how and why the Drumpf/MAGA candidate for the open state Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin got the shit kicked out of them the other night in that state-wide election, this is why:

Link: https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/economy/us-jobs-report-preview-march-doge-layoffs/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blueskyCNN&utm_content=2025-04-03T11:43:16

This past month, the United States saw the third-highest number of worker layoffs occur in the recorded history of the nation.  80% of those job cuts came at the order of Elon's DOGE committee.  And all of this has occured before yesterday's big announcement of Drumpf's disastrous tariffs plan which is certain to destroy even more American jobs and will be one of the largest ever direct tax hikes on American workers and consumers.

The people who voted for and continue to support Drumpf are going to become accessories to his crime of murdering the American dream.

---TFG

Tariffs Are Indeed a Tax on Consumers as Americans Are About to Discover

Brace yourselves Ma and Pa MAGA.  Here comes the economic pain that your dear leader promised he would deliver to us all.

When this economic pain visits the households of Drumpf's voting bloc, I don't want to hear a goddamn complaining word out of any of them.  Nor do I want to hear them whining that it's all the fault of Joe Biden and the Democrats.  This is all on Drumpf.  It's all on MAGA.  It's all on MuskRat.  It's all on a clown college Trumpublican-controlled House and Senate.  The economic shitshow that these clowns are unleashing on the country is 100% their handcrafted shitshow.

Drumpf, with the help of Elmo and the Republican party, is selling out the economic futures of your kids and grandkids folks.  These bastards have aligned themselves with the billionaire broligarchs and right wing foreign interests to do their bidding and it will have the effect of triggering a deep recession that will devastate millions of families and communities and will financially benefit the already top of the ladder super wealthy like Elmo, Bezos, Zuckerterd, and their obscenely affluent friends.

Take care to remember that in all the upcoming state and national elections.

Link: https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-2671664736/

"Global financial markets were rocked on Wednesday by Donald Trump's announcement of sweeping tariffs, targeting China and the European Union in particular, with the risk of undermining the international economy.

The US president laid out the new measures after Wall Street stock markets had closed. But his announcement still rippled through the markets that were open at the time, sending stock futures and bond yields lower, while gold surged to a new record high.

- Stocks struggle -

As the evening progressed, US futures fell sharply, with the Dow Jones dropping 2.4 percent at around 2345 GMT, the Nasdaq index plunging 4.2 percent, and the broader futures index for the S&P 500 falling 3.5 percent."

---TFG

The Taming of Unbridled Hubris - A Charming Tale of Comeuppance

Want to hear a truly feel-good story folks?

Well, pull up a chair, sit back, and listen to this one.  It will tickle you pink.

The wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth was tasked by a certain, well known convicted felon to use his amassed wealth to rig an election for a state supreme court justice seat in the state of Wisconsin because, you know, he's a convicted felon and a dictator wannabe and that is pretty much what convicted felons and dictator wannabes do in their leisure time.  

Anyway, the wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth swoops into the state of Wisconsin this past week with his army of weirdo groupies, waving around $1 million bribe checks under the noses of Wisconsin voters enticing them to commit to voting for the state supreme court justice candidate favored by himself and the convicted felon.

During his week in Wisconsin, the wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth spent $25 million of his vast reserves of billions mightily attempting to convince Wisconsin voters that their vote for the candidate favored by himself and the convicted felon would determine the "destiny of humanity."  Stop laughing - he seriously did say that.

So the election was last night.  The favored candidate of the wealthiest, nazi-saluting human on planet Earth and his convicted felon buddy was soundly defeated and decisively rejected by Wisconsin voters.

Now doesn't that make you feel just peachy keen wonderful? 😊

Link: https://apnews.com/article/wisconsin-supreme-court-elon-musk-trump-8fe006c7f8fa40b663eccd6751bada98

Thank you for patronizing today's episode of Gadfly Storytime.

---TFG

Seriously - WTF??

In what world but the dementia and brain fever ravaged world of Donald Drumpf do PBS and NPR suddenly become "MONSTERS" and enemies of the people?

If any of my MAGA acquaintances can rationally explain how publicly denigrating and attacking public television and radio in this manner is all part of Drumpf's plan to "Make America Great Again," I would truly love to hear your take on that.

That's all.  Thanks.

---TFG