Saturday, January 13, 2018

A Very Stable Genius Walks in to a Bar Wearing Tighty Whities . . . Oh - What's the Use?...

 
This is just much too priceless:
 
President Trump pushed back against damning reports Friday that he paid $130,000 to a porn star one month before the 2016 election in exchange for her keeping mum about a sexual encounter they allegedly had over a decade ago.

The porn star, Stormy Daniels, has stayed silent on the salacious claims, except for a statement of denial supposedly signed by her and circulated by Trump's personal attorney.

But on Friday night, another porn star, Alana Evans, shed some light on the matter, telling the Daily Beast that Daniels told her one day after the alleged tryst that Trump had chased her around a hotel room "in his tighty-whities."

"All I'm going to say is: I ended up with Donald in his hotel room. Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities," Evans said her fellow porn star told her the morning after she supposedly had sex with Trump in July 2006.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/porn-star-claims-trump-daniels-invited-hotel-room-article-1.3754209

"Tighty-whities?"  wtf . . .

 The Gadfly cannot imagine how the rest of the world views our nation right now.

The Gadfly made a sincere attempt to put himself in the shoes of our allies - looking in from the outside on America.  Dunno' - perhaps the methodology is all wrong, but all that The Gadfly could see is a country that, in all of it's majestic wisdom, has elected a soulless, 72 year old man-child who possesses the sexually deviant lifestyle of Charlie Sheen, has the business scruples of John Gotti, the intellectual capacity of Elmer Fudd (sorry Elmer) and the behavioral temperament of Joan Crawford , as the leader of the free world.

"Tighty-whities?"  Say what??

 Christ -- our long standing ally the U.K. (Britain) -- an ally that has stood steadfastly by America's side through two world wars, the cold war and just about every military venture since, publicly conveyed their relief this past week when Trump declared that he was cancelling his trip to London.

The Brits stated that they were relieved and that they believed that their own people's vocal opposition to the current American President's presence in their country is what scared Daring Donny away.  Does not anyone else find it disturbingly un-fucking-believable that America's staunchest ally doesn't want to be seen palling around with the likes of the American President?

Alright -- hold it right there ...... before we proceed any further . . . The Gadfly just has to know - what the fuck are "tightie-whities???" . .

A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.

Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
 Urban Dictionary: tighty whities

Oh . . .

Thank you Trump supporters.  Thank you so mother fucking much you fucking lunatics.






----TFG




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