Wednesday, October 4, 2017

The Gadfly Presents to Thee . . . . Ebony Nugent... Egads! . . .


The Gadfly truly has to give Fox "News" credit where due.

For years Uncle Rupert has been fielding some of the most hideous and dumbest on-air, right wing personalities to spoon feed the rubes their daily dose of cockamamie bullshit and lies.

But you just know that ol' Uncle Rupert is really going the extra mile with this one . . observe:






Now that is some serious fucking dedication to propaganda stagecraft right there dear readers.

They actually managed to dig up a black, NRA supporting female, with a Mooslim/Kenyan sounding last name, and gifted in the ways of  beer-bellied, conservative white male rubespeak, to regurgitate the gun fondler's most vapid talking points on the subject of gun violence.  It's breathtakingly brilliant and it goes without saying that The Gadfly would have killed to have been a fly on the wall watching some young, energetic, up and coming alt-right "news" programmer pitch this one to old man Murdoch.

But Fox's newfound dusky, gun goddess, "expert" analyst herself truly put the icing on the cynicism cake with this stupendous quote:

"One thing I love about -- unfortunately -- these tragedies that happen, the reaction from the American people coming together.  And one thing I think we're very good at is problem solving. And so I believe if we're willing to change the direction that we've been in before... you know, we voted for President Trump because we wanted a difference."

The Gadfly couldn't even bring himself to do a standard facepalm after watching that.  Instead, The Gadfly just grabbed a ball-peen hammer from his household tool box and smashed it as hard as he could against his suspecting forehead.  And even after that, The Gadfly's head still didn't hurt as much as it did when he was watching that video.

These fucking people are just frighteningly unreal and every day of having to live in the societal nightmare that they have created for this country becomes ever more Kafkaesque . . . . . . . .



----TFG




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