Oh this is just the very beginning dear readers:
WASHINGTON ― With what may have been his first presidential order, Donald Trump made it more expensive for working- and middle-class Americans to buy their first homes. The move will increase costs for 750,000 to 850,000 Americans in the next year alone, according to the National Association of Realtors.
Hey - somebody has to fund the deep tax cuts that Drumpf and his gang are planning to give to his super wealthy corporate and Goldman Sachs pals amiright? And no better place to pilfer American's tax dollars than straight from their pocket books.
Drumpf has a tremendous hard-on (small as his penis is) right now and he is absolutely trembling with virgin excitement at the prospect of ramming his tiny member deep in to the American working class's economic ass hole.
No - seriously - you people elected a man who in 2007 openly expressed excitement at the prospect of an impending housing crash in America -- a housing crash which did indeed occur in 2008 during the world-wide financial collapse and which resulted in millions of middle-class Americans losing their jobs, homes and retirement savings in one fell swoop. And Drumpf was ecstatic about it because it created more wealth for him.
The Gadfly and others tried to warn you all this was coming. But here's the deal America -- you deserve it. You deserve every ass-reaming economic measure that Drumpf and his oligarch overlords have planned for you - because gee - who'da thunk that putting a billionaire, reality TV host with the morals of a widow swindler and the social disposition of a pit viper in charge of your country just might not have a happy outcome for most? Honestly -- what did you people expect was going to happen??
But then again we are talking about morons like this:
That idiot woman has no clue that not only is Drumpf going to grab her pussy, he's going to grab her economic quality of life along with the future quality of life of her offspring (which just the mere thought of this brainless twit procreating makes The Gadfly ill).
Anyhow -- better stock up on that K-Y Jelly Joe and Jane Six-PackAmerica -- an xtra large sized tube of anal lube is going to be your best friend for the foreseeable future.