"Id say those things he's (Cheney) swinging could be 'balls of mass destruction.' Which means we have no choice but to invade Dick Cheney's sac."
The Gadfly has made the observation on many occasions -- Stephen Colbert is a national comedic treasure.
On Colbert's note - allow The Gadfly the opportunity to channel Don Rumsfeld as he attempting to bullshit the press in 2003 after the invasion and when asked where Saddam's WMD's were at. Only in The Gadfly's example, let's replace the term WMD's with the concepts of honor, integrity and morality in relation to Dick Cheney . . . .
"The Gadfly knows where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat, and if they're not there, check under Dick Cheney's scrotum sac."