The Gadfly is coming up on 30,000 hits on his shitty little blog.
Therefore, on the 30.000th hit, The Gadfly shall perform a death defying feat ...............[to be named at a later date ], but until that death defying feat, The Gadfly would like to share this with his undying fans ......
Behavior The Gadfly, in his most slightly inebriated state, could most certainly appreciate and admire.
And you can go bugger yourselves if that offends you. :)