Ok -- so The Gadfly has had a decent run of posts these past few days. Even by The Gadfly's standards, it is considered overkill.
Therefore .. let's let our guard down and expose our inner idiot to each other ...
Here's The Gadfly's offering to that proposal: . . . .
Don't even try to compete with me .... The Gadfly has 52 years of life experiences to humble you with.